my most annoying trait is being very good looking

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:42, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)

i think you'd look good in a coffin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)

I must disagree.
The medical term is "uglyitis", and the hat doesn't help matters.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

it does if he pulls it down over his face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Good point.
How'd your skiing go? Break anything?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

no
although I did fall off the drag lift because I got my ski stuck, and fell into the MASSIVE snow drift at the side of the nursery slope, where they sweep all the snow. it must have been eight feet deep. I thought i'd never get out :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Did people laugh and point?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

my boss nearly cried because he didn't have his camera

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

One of my patients goes skiing several times a year. She needs a medical for her insurance, due to her weight.
27 stone. Im amazed the lift can cope with her. She's had 13 different accidents too, the most serious being fractured vertebrae. God knows how some peoples get through the day.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)

er
what exactly are you implying here???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)

He is your doctor

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)

That you fell off the lift because of your fat hairy arse.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)

IT WAS THE SKI

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

+ NNY JEANS STRETCHED OVER YOUR FAT ARSE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)

you don't ski in jeans
I had extremely nice bonfire salopettes that my friend lent me, ACTUALLY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Sorry wasn't an implication at all! Just skiing/accident related conversation.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)