You weren't even the best looking guy in the womb

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:33, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ZING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)

ZING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)

tekkers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:35, Reply)

I nearly forgot to 'like' it, but don't worry, I have now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)

oh i say

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)

back.of.the.net.
genuine officelol
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)

\o./

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:42, Reply)

The . is now the chip on my shoulder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Like a Geordie would ever leave a chip lying around.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Mackem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Whatever, it's all coal in the bath innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)

You Mackem we takem
I love calling mackems geordies and vice versa it just makes me laugh...

Bit like how I was called a cockney when I move to the barren wastelands up north
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)

South of Sheffield = COCKNEY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)

I gave your missus my Knee length cock last night
Erm yeah I will stick with that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

knobbly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)

STOP BULLYING ME

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)

WIN

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

What a ball, Athers.
Full, fast, swinging, the batsman's played all round it and the timber is disturbed! Unplayable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)

if your balls are full, fast and swinging around
I very much doubt your timber is "undisturbed".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I've only ever suggested I could beat a bear to death with my penis, on here
never that I could cut a tree down with it.

Mind you....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

YES!
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)