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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i just went to make my cup-a-soup
splashed boiling water over my hand, swore, went to stick it under the tap.
which gushed boiling water over it.
ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Am I going to have to give you ANOTHER lesson on the difference between the red and blue taps?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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Excellent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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The hot tap in our work kitchen churns out water so hot it breaks mugs.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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Inform your employer to check your hot water supplies are up to revised part G building regulations, thanks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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TAP CHAT a new low :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:12,
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of faucet is!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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Get fucked
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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Please leave the internet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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I'll see if I can wrench myself away
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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I can't believe we're spouting such rubbish
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:25,
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They'll pull the plug on us for sure
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:26,
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Oh do pipe down.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:27,
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Oh man
I'm in hot water now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:29,
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You're flush with puns today
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:29,
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b3ta is going down the pan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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This de-scalated quickly
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:34,
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i think we're plumbing new depths
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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We'll just have to solder on.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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That'll bidet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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Excellent work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:24,
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Part G refers to 'hot water safety' among other things, silly!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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they're such a load of........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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.......... wait for it...........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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........ here it comes................
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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DRIPS!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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:(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:17,
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i'm not SINKing to your level
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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