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	Gay Jason's equivalent to fanny batter
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:19,
	
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	There's only one way to beat them
 	Get round the back
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:20,
	
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	haha gays have sex with men haha
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:21,
	
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	haha Dozer has sex with nobody haha
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:22,
	
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	you do realise that just because I don't talk about Mrs Dozer on here it doesn't mean that she doesn't exist, right?
 	
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	Married? :( Poor Mrs Dozer.
 	and of course, why would you talk about anyone other than the man in the mirror?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:26,
	
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	He needs to change his ways*
 	* turquoise shirts
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:27,
	
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	because we aren't all vapid, directionless, self-obsessed attention whores
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:27,
	
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	Hypocrisy check on aisle three!!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:29,
	
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	you'd know all about the minutiae of a supermarket job
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:31,
	
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	Yes, I have dealt with cunts like you on a daily basis before.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:35,
	
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	yes, while being 'in charge of' the cheese aisle in Asda
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:35,
	
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	Of which you were a frequent veteran for the free samples.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:37,
	
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	good God man, I certainly don't frequent Asda
 	It's full of your sort.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:41,
	
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	Asda is a gay supermarket?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:43,
	
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	nah, long term renters and people who left school with three GCSEs.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:45,
	
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	LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!
 	I am.
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	no
 	the fact that she doesn't exist means that she doesn't exist.
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	^ upset ^
 	
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	i'd be more upset if she did exist
 	you keep that shrine to me exactly where it is
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	They do?
 	Wow
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	instead of a fanny, they use their bum.
 	Imagine that! Crazy or what!
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	But.....how?
 	
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	Like you do with your missus
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:26,
	
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	But she has a womans vagina
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:27,
	
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	a bum is a poor man's fanny
 	
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	If it were, they wouldn't keep filling their council houses with more and more kids
 	/borrowed Jason's red-tops
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	*snatches red tops back*
 	Stick to your sack cloth. These are Versace!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:35,
	
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	Sorry, I meant Liberaces
 	
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	LIKE FUCK HE DOES!!
 	
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 	LIKE
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	STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
 	
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	Instead of a fanny
 	They use their bum!
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