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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I think I have been way better than sporters these last two days
Lets decide it by getting our women to wrestle.
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Yes, your missus and Mrs Cow must wrestle, naked. I will be the only judge in a 'closed-doors' arena.
I will announce the winner shortly after we have, ahem, 'finished'.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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Sound perfectly reasonable, I shall set it up.
Closed doors? Are static cameras and a pay per view website permitted?
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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VHS tapes available for £10, please provide blank tape
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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Place your bets now.
Beth or Swipey.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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I think I outweigh her by about three stone
but I have a feeling she would fight dirty, so it's an open contest.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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That reminds me of the tit Newtons Cradle idea I had for them and one woman who has had a single breast mastectomy.
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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Mine are getting smaller as I lose weight.
This is a Good Thing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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So you're saying Swipey is fat?
Terrible bullying! MODS!
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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YOU'VE MET ME, YOU KNOW I RAN OVER YOUR FOOT WITH MY MOBILITY SCOOTER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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