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with Frog having 'done a Chimpy' and hanged himself in the woodsPlease use this thread to share your memories of the amphibious Folkestone lothario.
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There appears to have been some deletion in the previous thread.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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I CANT BELIEV U CUD DO DELETING!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:09,
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Yer go onThat always upsets people
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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A tactic that we all should adopt when it all inevitably starts again. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:14,
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I was doing some good comebacks :(What a waste of bitchery.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:12,
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If you hadn't sat on him he'd still be alive. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:08,
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i have a million texts from you, just begging me to sit on various bits of youdon't deny it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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You lying fat harpy. I've blocked your number after all those grim pictures you sent me, so that cannot be correct.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:13,
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You did need those panels straightening out though so maybe she is mixing the 2 up(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)
and noI do not want to "scratch and sniff [your] cheesy wotsit".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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I remember this one time Frog said I was the best one here.*sniff*
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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Dear inbred pasty makerIt is poor form to do coke while sharing your memories of our fallen comrades.
I hope you will be more considerate in future.
Kind regards
B
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Which one was he again?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:08,
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the one with a pubic forest and exceptionally shit in bedAlso has a terrible credit rating.
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South Coast hovel, commuter, ranga fucker(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:11,
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He sounds ghastlyI'm glad he's dead
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:12,
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In much more interesting newsI have just plucked the worlds longest hair out of my ear. It must have been attached to the other one through my head
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I get a hairy tragus. Lil fluffy blonde hairs. Hateful.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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Ok dear, You need to work on your biology.... where does the pollen go?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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Stop replying with pics of your 'innie'(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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+ nostrils + other unnecessary placesIf only we knew, rach.
I can see no evolutionary advantage to suddenly developing these frankly disturbing hairs in your 30s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:14,
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Men living in cities have more and denser nose hair than those in the countryFACT FANS
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This post is the equivalent of the down's kid in the corner getting a square brick through the square hole and applauding itself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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Gay AND Jewish?Monty would have a field day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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Only if you buy him a drink and use the lube(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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No, that was my ex.Can also add 'lying' and 'cunt' to that one.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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Bet that was the last cunt you ever fucked.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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Nostrils are the worst. Trim, don't pluck!
Ingrowing hairs in your nose hurt like hell
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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Nah pluck, a quick sharp pain is way better than the itching of short spiky hair in your nose.(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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bugger that, I've got one of them mini circular saw jobbies that go on the end of your trimmer.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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I am with youI find the pain a bit too nice as well. I think I may be a pervert (or possibly a privet)
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Sounds like a load of Shrubbish to me.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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Brave, honest, a lantern jaw and a manly handshake. But knew his feminine side too.One of the B3tan elite who got to boff Swipey. I blame her for his demise, the fucker.
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I remember when frog said I was the best one here.and his Birthday thread made me do a happy yesterday.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:13,
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Shhh, you'll make battered and the other dwarfs jealous(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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Was it on here that someone posted a picture of when Prince Charles married the bad guy from Karate Kid?(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I've just been on reddit reading a thread full of people who were unaware minesweeper was actually a playable gamethey had no idea the little numbers meant how many bombs were adjacent, they thought you just randomly clicked until you died.
Then someone mentioned the flags and a whole new crop of people went "Wait, there are FLAGS?"
Jesus Christ.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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I love that game.My record for the big board is 118 seconds.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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Hopeless, jobless poverty stricken house whale ^(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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Yeah, the rest of us spent our time going out and meeting people and that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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I trust nothing on this site anymore...Who's the best one on here?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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You're the best one sporadically here if that helps(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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I think I have been way better than sporters these last two daysLets decide it by getting our women to wrestle.
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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Yes, your missus and Mrs Cow must wrestle, naked. I will be the only judge in a 'closed-doors' arena.I will announce the winner shortly after we have, ahem, 'finished'.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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Sound perfectly reasonable, I shall set it up.Closed doors? Are static cameras and a pay per view website permitted?
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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VHS tapes available for £10, please provide blank tape(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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I think I outweigh her by about three stonebut I have a feeling she would fight dirty, so it's an open contest.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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That reminds me of the tit Newtons Cradle idea I had for them and one woman who has had a single breast mastectomy.(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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Mine are getting smaller as I lose weight.This is a Good Thing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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YOU'VE MET ME, YOU KNOW I RAN OVER YOUR FOOT WITH MY MOBILITY SCOOTER(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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Alright what cunt has opened up a fake Frog accounton this the day of his death... Man that's just sick
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Sozzlingtons B-Dog, didn't mean to offend.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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Some fucker is in for a glassing and no mistakeIts what "the real Frog" would want
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I'm reasonable sure he wasn't a violent man(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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2 B is the best of all the sures.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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You alright then?Anything you need?
I'll make you a brew.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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Have you died recently?Stop stealing the man's thunder!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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Fuck's sake.I'm closer to death than he is.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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I dunno, I might have cancer from my gay electronic cigarette if the daily mail is to be believed.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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Well, there's no EU regulation on what goes into themso they could very well be as bad for you as cigarettes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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Chances increased if an asian sold you it.All kinds.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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I'll have it like your menMilky, weak, with two lumps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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freeze-dried and stuffed into a bag?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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I like my coffee like I like my men.Black, with a spoon.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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Or like BatteredShort, dark and bitter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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I loved the bit where he single-handedly stopped the bus from exploding if it went below 50 mph.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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hahahaha!This has reet tickled me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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What a bunch of utter bullshit!That brunette bird helped too!
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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I think you mean redhead.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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I was inferring, for the purposes of humour, that you had fallen into swipe's "I'm really a brunette" trap(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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I've met her,there's no way I'd fall into that trap. Collars and cuffs and all that .
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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YOU'VE BOTH MET MEYOU BOTH KNOW I'M NOT RANGA!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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PJ ISN'T BEING FUNNY, HE'S BEING TRUTHFUL(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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Ere, 'member them HSH shit threads we used to have? How about we have one R&R Thread a day where Rory and Rachelswipe can keep their bickering and the rest of us can ignore it in we choose? Eh? Eh? Good idea huh?
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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Rory's only interested if there's an audience.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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Et je regarde la grenouilleet la grenouille regarde-moi. et je dit
"seriously, now, what the fuck are you doing?"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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I wasn't questioning thatI was questioning Frog.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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The posters outside looked from frog to man, and from man to frog, and from frog to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. (
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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"no, Frog. you are the demons"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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How's swipy sposed to fuck Frog up the arse with her strap on if your tongue is in the way?(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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Yes, I want to lick Frogs bumhole as Swipey jabs at it with a strap on.(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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Dunno, I think I might be dead by the sound of things.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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I've changed my name in honour of frogcock.I loved that kid. My nigga.
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Nah, it's cool when you do it cos you're married, you know, like Barrymore(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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As long as they are under 18, because you can be homo over that age, legally(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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I would change my name to this, but I can't be bothered typing it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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autocomplete is your friend innitYou think I type my username every time I log in here? That would be Jason levels of stupidity.
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which is what I doSometimes need to log in when using my phone though.
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2192524
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:04,
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Why would you bugger someone over 18? They won't be so tight and it would be harder to pin them down.(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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That joke has come back after 20 years. I saw a TSB the other day, it was just like the eighties.
Member the eighties?
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Did they ever catch the bad man who did those things to you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:07,
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WHY DID YOU LEAVE???!!! :'('''''''''''''(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2192560
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:12,
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I remember my takehome monthly pay being les than £500 a month and travel costing about £120 a month. Mind you a pint of lager was about £1.20 and 20 fags were less than £2.
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this^£460 a month. I didn't even have to pay any tax until about February of a year and it cost me £40 a month to get to work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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Bitter was barely £1 a pint. IN THE WEST END. Used to go to a Wetherspoons in Hammersmith where the cheap shit bitter was 48 pence a pint.
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Jesus.Have you heard yourselves?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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I suppose it's difficult to imagine for me having grown up in a world of colour(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:33,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2192563
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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1981 was the bestest year to be born.1982 means you're a prick
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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That's because it's Tangles. He isn't funny and makes little sense.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:18,
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Yes, as does 1980, I only made it in by a week. I think that's why I'm a bit of a prick.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:17,
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When I was in school all them 1982 pricks got their heads flushed(
Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:18,
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Bit tame. We killed them. THEN raped them.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:18,
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Flushed is pasty slangits where you rape someone, slice them open, rape them in the eye socket as they die and then rape them again.
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:20,
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Thank goodness for that, I thought you had turned queer(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:21,
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Sorry folks but I think you will find that the year of our Lord 1974 was the finest vintage
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Your missus didnt complain when I used a bit of my added experiance... etc etc (, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)
It will beas I still have the youthful good looks of a 32 year old
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hahahaall the frogs are really making me laugh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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^opening line on personal statement^(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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What did I miss that lead to this heartwarming tribute thread?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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Yeah, but I don't know how we got to this point? Did I miss some 'hilarity' in the deleted thread?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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Some Ranga told us you had disapearedNaturally we all presumed/hoped you were dead
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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Only from her life cos I totes dumped that ho(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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SHUT UP GILL IT'S OVER YOU FAT PSYCHO CUNT WITH HALF A FLAT BRAYING ABOUT BEING POPULAR.....ER...BIKE......ERM...NOT A PARTNER....I'm running out of steam here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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I assumed that was Billy Mill roundaboutJesters Shoes (they curl up at the end) is a similar phrase and I was being funny.
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I've genuinely never heard that before but that is indeed Billy Mill(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:42,
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yeahit happens when you're not here, with your miasma of self-loathing and pretensions
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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yeah
it happens when you're not here, with your miasma of self-loathing and pretensions
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe not the lazy fake one, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:53, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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I thought you were banning Rach from future drinks for being a fucking idiot. I was reading the thread in it's entirety.
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Nah I was just quoting batteredusing a link AND calling her an idiot, double whammy you see.
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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Over 200 posts in less than an hourFrogs death has saved OT. Now its time for a new thread. Preferably with a Silence of the Lambs gif.
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Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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Sadly Frog is alive and well. When was the last time your dreams were crushed and your hopes dashed?
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I dreamt that I had two feet but I woke up and still only had one :'((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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