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	Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?  Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
	
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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	I dun a copper once
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:56,
	
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	I was picked up by the fuzz once.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:57,
	
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	I didn't swing her round by the tits though
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:58,
	
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	So did i
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:57,
	
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	Was he a gentle lover?
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59,
	
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	His bobbie's helmet was a sight to behold
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59,
	
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	Something about getting under a vest 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00,
	
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	It was the fact that it was during a protest march that i was on and she was policing that I was most proud of
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:58,
	
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	Mine was the fact I was 17 and she was 25
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59,
	
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	copper fucking 5's 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00,
	
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	oh yeah
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00,
	
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	he was protesting for 'equal rights for paedophiles'
 	He's the Sidney Cooke of Off Topic.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:01,
	
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	My last 3 have all been coppers - Fife, MOD, Lothian & Borders
 	I've got the fucking set.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:17,
	
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	Classy.
 	Aw ye need the now is Grampian, eh?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:19,
	
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	A little way out of my jurisdiction...
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:21,
	
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