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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Afternoon all!What we all got for lunch then, eh?
Beef rendang and noodles for me.
Alt. www.elitesingles.co.uk/
So yeah, this happened. The girl they are using to sell it aint much to look at.
How elitist are you?
I'm pretty much down to earth. A fair few on here do like to look down on folk (or in the case of Battered, up).
AltAlt. Who will be next to die on B3ta and why?
I see a Gill getting knifed from Pookie soon. Getting slightly stalkerish over 'frogcock'
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:52,
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AltAltAlt. Studies show that UKIP might be the most popular party.How will YOU be voting in 2015?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:54,
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*Daily Mail link goes here*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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INDEPENDANT ON SUNDAY HACTUALLYSo for a grand total of about 100 readers.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-tops-independent-on-sunday-poll-as-the-nations-favourite-party-9069625.html
Should have linked it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:59,
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that's funnyI have the results of a poll to canvas opinion on which board poster we would most like to see die of a deliberate paracetamol overdose.
It's you.
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that poll doesn't show UKIP as the most popular party.I do like you, GeeJay, but you do need to learn to read here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:05,
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They need to change their headline then :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:06,
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They are a newspaper.What the blue fuck would make you think the headline is supposed to be relevant or accurate? the headline is just to attract attention
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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I kinda skim read yesterday and threw another alt together to keep the forum going.:(
I would say don't judge me but that ship has sailed.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:08,
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It's OK, I still love you.hold me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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He doesnt have any hair on his headOh sorry to interrupt as you were
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haha right which studies are these then, and to what elections do they pertain?(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
She's a bit elitist.You won't sway her with a meal deal from Pizza Express.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:00,
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Tuna and sweetcorn sarniesOlives, grapes, shit like that
Alt:
That girl is rather nice, you big puff
I'm not elitist at all, I dont think
AltAlt:
Placid
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:04,
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snobbery with regards to class etc? I would say that Katie Hopkins is terribly elitist. makes distinctions and assumptions of a person for things they say and do, even though this is not a measure of their person as a whole
what are your definitions of elitist?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:10,
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Katie Hopkins isnt elitistshe is a publicity grabbing whore who sets out to say stupid kneejerk things in order for stupid right wing papers to quote her, this in turn leads to stupid left wing papers condoning her and she gets to build a marketable brand
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I think she really believes some of the shit she spouts.She has become a parody of herself and says things for the LOLS, but underneath it all sits a terribly judgemental, hag-faced harridan.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:16,
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My Dearest FM Dozington-Smyte Could you please drop it I am getting bored.
Kindest regards
Bonzo
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My dearest BHe is too easy to wind up, and very easily upset.
One could go so far as to call him an 'easy target'.
Yours eternally,
FMD-S (Ret.)
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Gives us summat to do though, don't it.Since you know nothing about me really, this could all be a massive wind up.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:27,
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My sweetest FMD-S (Ret.)Thank you for your swift reply, my heart did truly leap at your missive.
One would however suggest that a fish in a barrel provides a man with little sport.
With tender thoughts
BD29
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you of course would never make snap judgments of people based on things they say and do, would you?(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:14, Reply)
you know what a dictionary is, right?You should look up 'glaring' and 'hypocrisy'.
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There was just a pic of you, in a faded brown hoodie with your thumbs up(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:27,
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There are two girls therewhich one are you objecting to? I'd probably not kick either out of bed for farting personally
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:08,
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Dark haired one with the terrible green jumper.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:11,
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yeah, totally would(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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Rory is elitist, I'm second elitist, prob tom third (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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I think that's fair, I'm not as elite as Liam but more elite than you m8, sorry.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:10,
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Seafood Ramen. I get content block. Can you post her picture in here?
I am not elitist but I have a bit more money than the masses and I want to be treated better. Because I am better.
Altalt: You. Bum Aids.
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It's a slideshow, you can't link to the image I don't think.Well, I can't. Then again I know fuck all about computers. It's called teaser 1.jpg in the source code if that helps.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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ah, Frog saves the day with a screencap(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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I used the ultra cunning method of google image searching for 'elitesingles'I should work in IT really
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:17,
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I can't win, I work in the morning and everyone thinks I'm dead, and now you moan because I'm skiving on here. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:22,
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I clicked 'I like this' earlier, sorry I will announce it next time(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:53,
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Deffo. I see what Bonzo meant about downsey.
Still, no need to turn this rape into a murder.
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Don't pretend downsers don't give you a right horn, you horrid pervert.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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Only a little bit thoughI would probably only smash the back doors in and would try to make sure she got no pleasure from it... Wouldn't want to spoil her eh lads
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With your microcock, no problem(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:16,
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darn tooting.Why do women fake orgasms?
because they think men care...
EH LADZ
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Get tae fackOf course you would
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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But you would touch his with yours eh? Eh?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:18,
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She has a slight 'burn victim' air about her.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:14,
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She'd be a bum victim in my house(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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I'd smash the fuck out of her arse. DRY. There'd be blood and shit and tears and snot everywhere, eh lads?
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If I was making her salmon fillets...I'd make them all nice and that.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:29,
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OoooI have some salmon in the freezer
Ta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:33,
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HE'S A FUCKING PERVERT AND NO MISTAKE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:32,
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I say we cut him up good and properits the only way he will learn
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I'm going to spray paint 'PEEDO SKUM' on his front door(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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Having met a lot of the guys on hereI can categorically say they would, whatever they say up there^
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:29,
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i wasn't hungry, wanted something to pick atso I went to itsu and got 2 side dishes, ed beans and houmous, and some rice.
alt: no idea what this is. it got blocked for porn here. but then, so did a locksmith, so.
altalt: dozer will explode with wee-wee excitement at bumming rory
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:25,
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of all people, you'd think a scot would recognise a ranga(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:28,
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Yeah, he *may* have ACCIDENTALLY been gazzed some pics......(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:38,
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i was hilariously saying that you have a one inch cockwhich then doesn't count because one doesn't - oh never mind!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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I often wonder what goes on in the gazz scene.I rarely send or receive :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:43,
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All the people that are nasty are secretly nice to each other mostly(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:54,
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Oh, does ranga come from orang?Seems obvious, in hindsight.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:38,
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Dating site for 'elite(ist)' people.worse than that one for good looking people they had a few years back. Can't remember its name.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:31,
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I'm totally pretty enough for the beautiful one.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:42,
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Well what do the kids down the skate park like?Worn out camo pants and a selection of baggy tops.
Meth head chic.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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don't forget a face that looks like the inside of a sewing boxand a vegetarian arsehole that smells like satan's yak
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:54,
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you and I clearly have very different definitions of the word 'funny'.(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
you can keep your painfully desperate attempts to be wakki definitions, ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:16,
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'painfully desperate'?Enough about Ruari, he's not here to defend his 'technique'.
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Oh hang onDozer isn't a meat wrong as well... That's it the world has gone crazy
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I 'ad homemade soup, 2 cheese and chilli sauce sandwiches and a Scotch egg.It was alright, could've done with a bit more soup though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:28,
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Here's one for the Muslims. Nobody is left out.www.elitesinglemuslims.com/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:30,
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I wasn't sure what kind of brown you were but I like to hook a bruvva up.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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That brown sound sho' do get around(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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I like Biker Dating the best.Dating for bikers or fans of bikers.
It just about edges out Christian Mingle, a site so repressed they try to conjure up a WI tea and cake meeting instead of the rush of uggoes and the recently dumped that dating sites are always about.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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I used to be a fan of the grove, where do I sign up?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:36,
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I imagine Uniform Dating bursts a few bubbles too(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:38,
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If my dad's mates were anything to go bycoppers are not the muscled lotharios the adverts would have you believe. You can choose from any number of fat casual racists, though.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:39,
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There's a few fit lady policemen round here though.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:45,
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* is about to retell a proud blokey (ish ) moment*I once managed to pull a tidy young police lady while on a protest march as a student.
Met up with her after the demo had a few drinks and stayed the night, I was extremely proud of myself for this.
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I didn't swing her round by the tits though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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His bobbie's helmet was a sight to behold(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59,
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It was the fact that it was during a protest march that i was on and she was policing that I was most proud of(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Mine was the fact I was 17 and she was 25(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59,
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he was protesting for 'equal rights for paedophiles'He's the Sidney Cooke of Off Topic.
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My last 3 have all been coppers - Fife, MOD, Lothian & BordersI've got the fucking set.
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I dun twins once.Not at the same time though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59,
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Oh, I say. Textbook.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:15,
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and a few nurses.Mind, if I was straight this would be better BANTZ for you lot.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00,
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Sorry men dont count as nursesThey would be doctors, only lady girls are allowed to be nurses.
HTH's
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alrighthttps://ralph-lawson.squarespace.com/features/2014/1/21/weatherall-a-mix-from-outer-space
5 hours of Wevvers innit.
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I've just been listening to Mobb Deep.Hopefully It'll improve my manner in the meeting I'm about to go to.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:47,
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Late lunch here.Chicken and veg soup, garlic bread and a homemade burger. Well nommy.
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Nah, mince, egg, chopped onion, various spices made a few, will do for a few days.(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I've not made burgers for agesMight do that on Friday and have stealthcheese in them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:09,
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My meatza was just a glorified topped burger.Don't know what I was expecting but it was proper dirty food.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:13,
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Me too.Sales staff have nearly hit a target incentive for an early finish so they are wanting to work through lunch.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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Sounds goodI fucking love thai food. Some kind of pasta for Chez Cow tonight but curryfest on Saturday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:09,
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