Really? Weird. I've never had a proper friend from work
But I am epically antisocial
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:35, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah, but it's only a very small company, we have good fun and choose to socialise together a bit too! Weird innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

My best mate and I met through work, also met my ex wife that way.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Does your best mate owe you £53k

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Nope. Neither does my ex.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:51, Reply)

what?
I have made loads of my best friends at work.

although one of the cunts has not made me a bridesmaid, despite 6 years of listening to her complain about not being engaged. instead I have to do a SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am NOT A BEST MAN!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Despite your vestidual penis, you are in fact a shit man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)

i like being a girl

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)

e n a s
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:46, Reply)

que??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Sorry sweetie, you're probably a bit too old for the bridesmaid gig now.
And you need to be married to be a matron of honour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)

the other bridesmaids are about 5 years older than i am!
feck orf.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Fucking hell. Are they going for a world record of oldest wedding party or saink?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Is there anyone left here under 30?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)

\o/
Inside leg yeah?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)

That's a 34 mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)

penis length in cm yeah?
no, sorry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:53, Reply)

AA was here earlier
and poppet pops in
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:51, Reply)

I missed some AA raconteur lessons?! FUCK MY LIFE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:22, Reply)

have a look on the popular page!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:50, Reply)

Clearly broken.
I posted a couple of corking jokes yesterday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:51, Reply)

I'm 28

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:29, Reply)

Perhaps she's just scared you'll upstage her on the attractiveness stakes.
Have you noticed her being entirely mental before?

love you really *mwah*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)

i AM extraordinarily pretty
thanks badge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:50, Reply)