I am a board member of a charity that works with ex-offenders, the mentally ill and the homeless.
I don't like to talk about it, nor the nine years I spent working in shelters or the work I did as a mentor for Kids Company, or the media work I have done for Epilepsy Action.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:31, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

...and the oppression of the vertically challenged during Panto Season

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Oh no he didn't. etc.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Well, you've got all our bases covered.
Ta.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Have you ever been to Tibet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Yes! Would you like to hear about it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

I'm just waiting for the next riveting update about his divorce and the thrilling recap of his custody arrangements

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

You'll be thrilled to know I am happy with all of that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

woah yeah that just gave me a lob on

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I'm waiting for you to cut your own head off, then post pics
In that way we are both looking forward to something.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Yeah, alright, maybe I *could* up my £20 direct debit to MS by a fiver or so, point made. Well done.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Tbh, some charities would rather have some of your time instead of cash if you have a particular skill they could benefit from.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Looking sullen behind a till.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

like my tea parties for old folk
which SOME PEOPLE timed it so that they arrived AFTER the old folk had left, so that they could HOOVER UP ALL THE CAKES
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Do you still do the school reading stuff?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

i am off there in precisely 8 minutes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I am on pint number 3.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

i am not sure i can ever drink again, after last night
i'll be giving it a damn good shot later, though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)

That mus mean you're already late then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

shush it you :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I give my time to northern ginger spastics, that costs me enough too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

*clutches pearls*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)