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alright
Cooking haggis later.
Doing Cock a Leekie soup, haggis neeps and tatties, then cranachan to finish.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:02,
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Poor vegetarianing here
Or are you going to wear them on your feet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:14,
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the soup and the haggis are veggie
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:19,
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Poor scottishing here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:25,
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I JUST CAN'T WIN WITH YOU, CAN I?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:50,
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I suspect you could make it more Scottish....
...If everything was battered and deep-fried
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:53,
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+ heroin
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:55,
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I bet you haven't even had any buckie or heroin this morning
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:54,
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Buckfast?
Horrible stuff.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:57,
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But heroin is alright?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:14,
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it's alright if you chase it, yeah
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:22,
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Why does it run away from you?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:25,
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I like to bomb it with a bit of coke
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:26,
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Is that speedballing?
Lining the coke, then injecting heroin?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:30,
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speedballs are coke and smack injected together
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:33,
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I had a scotch pie, deep fried pizza and a can of Super for breakfast.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:03,
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I had a mug of bovril, followed by a union meeting where we all decided to go on strike
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:15,
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I had a headache
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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That'll teach you not to go drinking with alcoholics off of the internet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:25,
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internet people are terrible
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:29,
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Your mum let you play with the big boys and girls didn't she?
Did they bully you, and take your pocket money?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:27,
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no only gill bullies me and she steals stuff
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:30,
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she's horrid
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:34,
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^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:34,
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horrid horrid horrid
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:36,
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I might kill her in her sleep to stop the cycle of abuse
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:37,
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it's the only way to stop the cyber bullying
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 10:41,
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I hear she gave you a chinese burn and you cried
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:01,
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SHUT UP NO SHE NEVER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:03,
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I heard she sharpened a pencil over your head
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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I can't remember what happened next
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:14,
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I hear she stuck her finger in your bum and made you cry.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:20,
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It's not haggis then is it you dickhead?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 11:51,
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