Don't mind my job at all. I work from home these days and it's well paid.
Ideal job - TV cricket pundit. Spending 4 months in Oz on the piss would probably work quite well for me.

Worst job - anything involving dealing with the public on a daily basis. The cunts.

Rory - Samaritans helpline.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:01, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

The public are unremittingly thick and annoying.
It is a source of great frustration to me that I'm particularly gifted at customer service, because it means I have to deal with them on a daily basis.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Ill ones are even worse and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Believe it or not, so am I.
It's my natural charm you see.

Mums love me also.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)

The thing is I think I would probably be quite good at it
But I would just worry that I'd have a complete meltdown with one particularly awkward customer and end up doing the full Shipman.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)