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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I've never sent a picture of my penis to anyone. Am I doing the internet wrong?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:50,
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11 years ago)
I only send them via Royal Mail recorded delivery
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:51,
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I print mine onto stamps so you have to lick it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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Thank you for the letter btw
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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Y'see, people with old-fashioned values, like you and me, aren't really appreciated nowadays
I still like to lurk in bushes, hoping to catch a glimpse of tit through a window, rather than all this new-fangled facebook nonsense.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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What's wrong with a decent pair of 'field glasses'? now it's all webcams and skype.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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Kids today don't realise how easy they've got it.
When I was a lad you used to have to follow them home from work to find out where they lived.
Now it's all just a couple of clicks away.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:55,
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Gone are the days of obtaining a telephone number by the address of a woman you have followed home and engaging in a decent 'heavy breathing' session. Where did it all go wrong? Gay marriage probably.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:58,
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that's what made it rain
stop blaming them for everything
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:59,
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'them'? bit homophobic
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:05,
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