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In honour of Chompy, a newslinkseems Ringofyre is up to his old tricks still...
www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10571012/Man-posing-as-woman-on-online-dating-site-retreats-after-two-hours-following-sexist-abuse.html
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I've never sent a picture of my penis to anyone. Am I doing the internet wrong?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:50,
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I only send them via Royal Mail recorded delivery(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:51,
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I print mine onto stamps so you have to lick it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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Y'see, people with old-fashioned values, like you and me, aren't really appreciated nowadaysI still like to lurk in bushes, hoping to catch a glimpse of tit through a window, rather than all this new-fangled facebook nonsense.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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What's wrong with a decent pair of 'field glasses'? now it's all webcams and skype.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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Kids today don't realise how easy they've got it.When I was a lad you used to have to follow them home from work to find out where they lived.
Now it's all just a couple of clicks away.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:55,
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Gone are the days of obtaining a telephone number by the address of a woman you have followed home and engaging in a decent 'heavy breathing' session. Where did it all go wrong? Gay marriage probably.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:58,
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that's what made it rainstop blaming them for everything
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:59,
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That everydaysexism site is well lol, though.Much of it is utterly silly and trivial, playing right into the hands of sexists and misogynists, and does nothing to further feminism.
The real sexism is the wage disparity - I don't know why there still is one - and, er ... I seem to be taking the internet seriously again.
Soz.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:50,
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The only jobs women are better at are blowjobs. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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I would bet that Jason would disagree Monkey through a hosepipe that one
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He might disagree, but because of whatever is wrong with his head he thinks that's normal.Blowjobs are bitch work, along with cleaning, ironing and cooking my fucking dinner.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:56,
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Speak when you're spoken to, we have been over this.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:59,
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don't speak with your mouth full would have been betterthen I could have said.......
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:59,
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1990s jokes ftw(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:09,
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Shut up, bitch.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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I have had to resist the urge to troll itthe comments with the "some bloke looked at my boobs on the tube" theme are the best.
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I think the site would look better if the correspondents included a picture of themselves with whatever it is they're banging on about.That Laura bird who runs the site looks like a bit of alright.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:05,
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Scroll down to the bottom of that. 'Would you wear vibrating knickers remote controlled by your boyfriend?
This from the Torygraph.
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Tory papers are pervyjust look at the Mail website, endless shleb birds
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The panel refreshes I think.www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10558112/Sexy-vibrating-knickers-CES-2014-Would-you-wear-vibrating-pants-controlled-by-your-partner.html
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2197825
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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now you know what not to buy for valentines day(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:06,
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im getting you a dvd player from tescos for £12.99(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:16,
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LEAVE YOUR PORN DVDS AT HOME PLEASEwe've been through this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:33,
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Would seem to make more sense to control it yourself(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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are we talking nokia 3310 or washingmachine with a brick in it?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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but I thought bustybabez72 was my soulmate :((((((((while we're on the subject, does anyone know about rental contracts and shit. If you're still within the fixed term of a tenancy is there any requirement for a months notice for leaving on the last day of the fixed term? Everything I've read on the internet says no, but the letting agency says yes. Does anyone know anything about this sort of thing?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:59,
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yes, the internet is generally correct on this point. if you vacate before the expiry of the fixed term, it will expire automaticallybut you should still look at your contract to see if it has any contractual requirements that they might argue override this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:01,
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i think they'd have a job to get it home in any event, tbhif you've gone by the expiry date, the lease expires. but i'd have to see it to be sure.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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I only briefly read the contract (it's not mine) it was super vague, there was a part about a months notice, but it was in a section that sounded more like it was to do with leaving before the fixed term was up. I read in a couple of placed unreasonable clauses in contracts can't be enforced, does that sort of thing apply to vague clauses?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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contra proferentem rule is what you meanvagueness here would be construed against the landlord.
I think you go back and tell the agent that the fixed term will expire on the date as the person will not be in occupation, but for the avoidance of doubt this letter constitutes written notification of this fact.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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that sounds sensible, cheers rachel!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:16,
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Also depends if you or "YOUR FRIEND" is the one missing out on incomeNormally landlords cant enforce payment until 3 months missed rent so if "YOUR FRIEND" is doing a runner stop paying now so you, I mean "YOUR FRIEND" can save up the cash.
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If you say MY FRIEND in front of a mirror at mignight three times nothing happens and you are still crying :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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I don't care. I do this for fun and because I just know.
I didn't TRAIN to do it.
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i don't get that kind of crapI had a few when I was on a few years ago, but get over 35 and those dudes disappear. I'm not sure if that's better or worse
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:03,
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i thought this about drunken teenagers whistling in the streetbut now the fucking MILF thing is fashionable, it's worse than ever.
I AM NOT A FUCKING MILF, I'M TOO YOUNG AND I HAVEN'T SHAT OUT A CROTCHFRUIT, YOU LITTLE SHIT, GO HOME OR I'LL TELL YOUR MUM.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:06,
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In porn terms, I'm pretty sure that MILF means "probably over 25"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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yeah but these are teenagers on the street cornera group of them yelled at me and my friend, "oi, are you two sisters?"
"no."
"mmm. can we PRETEND you're sisters????" *knee rubs*
what does that even MEAN?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:09,
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yeah butwhy would you want to pretend that two women who weren't sisters, and whom you were never going to see again, were sisters?
bizarre.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12,
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They asked all these questions before she had the op(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:20,
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Your answer should have beenNo we are not sisters we are massive rug munchers and I will be supping from her *point to friend* not so hairy cup in the next 5 minutes... NO BOYS ALLOWED...
They would have gone all messy trousers
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i avoided it - when I was young I was fatnow I am thin(ner) but old
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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you're such a punt(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12,
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i'm not exactly drowning in cockwhich is a way to judge it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12,
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i don't think it would be a good thing, reallyit would tickle
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:15,
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^history of choosing poor cock.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:30,
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compared to a really lovely pair of pink socks?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:32,
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All I'm saying is, if it's overrated and you're straight you're clearly choosing poorly.I'm not sure satorial elegance and penis skills are in any way correlated, causally or not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:34,
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i'm saying that as a measure of how much one munts or does not muntcock is overrated
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:35,
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I'm pretty sure no-one in the history of everhas used cock as a measure of muntery.
"Yeah, he's got a face than can make bats crash, a hunchback and the personality of a yoghurt, but his penis is quite attractive"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:37,
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the other way aroundshe's rank but she's got ten cocks panting after her
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:41,
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Same with vaginas, it's all about hardcore back door action these days(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:38,
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It'd be pretty hard to drown in cockit's not a fluid. More like to choke on it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:31,
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that is how little i know(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:36,
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You'd welcome it these days, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:06,
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apparently, yes.fuck knows how.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:32,
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Fucking Ringo. That guy was such a loopy weirdo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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There was a good Cracked articleWith a bloke who created the most vile personality he could think of to see if blokes would still want a go...
it seems that yes we would
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Have you still got his contact details?Asking for a friend, like
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:21,
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the one thing i learned from "blue jasmine"it doesn't matter how vile or mental the woman is... if she's quite hot, there is always a man dumb enough to fall for it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:32,
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A bit of all threeEdit: okay there's four things there
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:42,
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it's because you count on your inbred flid hands(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:44,
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What the fuck's blue jasmine?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:35,
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a pretty good woody allen film starring cate blanchett about a revolting mental womanclearly based on "streetcar" although woody allen denies it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:36,
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ah, right so.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:38,
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Just had to top my boss’s engine oil up for him.On the list of stupid car tasks I’ve been asked to perform, that’s a pretty close second to the time one of the guys asked me to change their windscreen wipers.
You'd think IT people, being technical types, would be rather less useless.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:35,
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I hope you put the wrong grade in just to learn him.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:35,
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He chose it himself.5W30.
The oil already in there was black as pitch, too.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:37,
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always a good signhow old's the car?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:38,
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Ten year old deiselI don't know much about them, to be honest.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:40,
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sugar's much more effective in the petrol tank, though.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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actually neither of them would have the slightest effectbar I suppose potentially blocking one of the fuel filters. In which case flour would probably be more effective if that was your aim, as it'll stay in suspension in petrol better than sugar.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:43,
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Flour would bind to the oil and clag it all up.I bet it'd lower its burning temp, too. You'd get a fucker of a deposit off it.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:45,
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maybe in the oil, although I think the oil filter would have itnot in the petrol. It's not soluble so the filters would have it out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:47,
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A big enough lump of oily flour in your filterand your engine gets no oil.
In petrol you'd have a different problem because your injectors would clog pretty quickly.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:51,
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True dat. ... although I don't think it would get to the injectors, as it goes.It wouldn't get past the fine filter on the feed pipe in the tank for a start
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:55,
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Friend had an engine problem recently.Stone in the carb. Now that's a proper way to fuck an engine, he lucky it was just a carb.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:57,
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I've been asked to change light bulbs and windscreen wipers, too.I bet there are even a few of the manlier women that could change a windscreen wiper by themselves. For a man it's just embarrassing.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:41,
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* I dont change my headlight bulbs *But to be fair they are a bit if an arse to get to and the garage does it for free.
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I took one of them high level brake light jobbies apart a while back to replace a few burn outs.That was a fucking pig of a job.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:44,
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I dunno. I had a 2002 Renault Laguna for a while, years backI'd have paid you any fucking money to change the cunting headlight bulbs on that. They seemed to necessitate removal of the timing belt and the aircon system first.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:45,
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My mate had a Renault and a gearbox problem necessitated the removal of most of the engine. (, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:47, Reply)
It cost more than a grand to change the timing belt on the fucking thing.Mind you, they are incredibly good in crashes, which is lucky, as my girlfriend at the time span it off the A1M at something over 80 and put it down a 20 ft embankment backwards into a tree and walked out without a scratch.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:49,
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Rule of life: never buy a french car. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:52,
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They're lovely and comfortablebut inexplicably losing all your lights on a country lane isn't fun, as happened to a mate's Peugeot recently.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:53,
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Meh, that's schoolboy stuff compared to Alfa electrics.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:56,
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Never tried it. Fancied a 156 for a while but I got put offby them charging a kidney per clutch.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:58,
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AhemDon't get it serviced at an alfa garage, standard fiat parts will fit.
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Well if the oil in it was that black you should have done a full fucking oil change then you last French cunt
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