i'm not exactly drowning in cock
which is a way to judge it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:12, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Imagine if you were.
I mean, IMAGINE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

i don't think it would be a good thing, really
it would tickle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

cock is overrated

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

^history of choosing poor cock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

compared to a really lovely pair of pink socks?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)

All I'm saying is, if it's overrated and you're straight you're clearly choosing poorly.
I'm not sure satorial elegance and penis skills are in any way correlated, causally or not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)

i'm saying that as a measure of how much one munts or does not munt
cock is overrated
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:35, Reply)

I'm pretty sure no-one in the history of ever
has used cock as a measure of muntery.

"Yeah, he's got a face than can make bats crash, a hunchback and the personality of a yoghurt, but his penis is quite attractive"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:37, Reply)

the other way around
she's rank but she's got ten cocks panting after her
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Same with vaginas, it's all about hardcore back door action these days

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)

dream on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)

It'd be pretty hard to drown in cock
it's not a fluid. More like to choke on it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

that is how little i know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:36, Reply)

:(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)