Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Not listening to your mum is shit
Froggles didn't listen to Rachel and he's got a cold. Poor lad.
(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:36,
2 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
How dare you insult my dead mum
I am > < this close to DMAALM
(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:37,
Reply)
My actual Mum told me never to wear a coat, but she does hate me so that would make sense.
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:38,
Reply)
YM told me to leave her face like a plasterers radio
and she then went to give you a night night kiss that's how much she hates you
(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:39,
Reply)
YM didn't say anything because she died ages ago and you are old.
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:41,
Reply)
Yep
But on the plus side I have feeling in all my toes and I don't shake,
So who is the winner here
(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:48,
Reply)
Probably YM
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:48,
Reply)
i bet mrs B wouldn't turn down vibrator fingers
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:48,
Reply)
Nah
I would just get in the way...
(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:55,
Reply)