That big bit above
Was it a poem? It neither rhymes nor scans.

I rather think more work is needed here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:21, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Did you bother to read all that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:24, Reply)

I skimmed it, it was about being a tragic fat poof with a dead end job.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I can't believe they touch each other's willies and that
Makes me sick
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:27, Reply)

they use bums instead of fannies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Why are you so obsessed with me?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)

I could ask you the same question.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:29, Reply)

You wish!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:30, Reply)

dozer wants to bum you, he told me so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Curiosity killed the ass

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:33, Reply)

A gay friend of mine told me straight guys give the best blow jobs.
Not tested the theory mind.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:36, Reply)

There's a flaw in his reasoning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)

^^ This.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)

I think he was taking the urine.
As to how many 'straights' are really of the other persuasion.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:43, Reply)

True dat.
5 beer minimum, usually. AND they come on to you first.
The closet cases/ curious ones anyway.

The true heterosexual man, comfortable with himself, has no issue with gays I have found.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Possibly not true in countries like Uganda.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Fucken link didn't work.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:27, Reply)

It works now
Do you spend a lot of your time considering the misbegotten beliefs of hut denizens?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:31, Reply)

When I'm bored at work I do.
It was linked via an article from The Independent.

I do like the supernatural and cryptozoology though. Wether it be true or not.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:32, Reply)

That isn't supernatural though
It's base unfamiliarity with natural phenomena.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I can't be arsed to read it sorry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:37, Reply)

It's kind of in the same bracket.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:38, Reply)

So you like the supernatural and the badly educated

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:41, Reply)

I thought you were on about crypto-zoology...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:42, Reply)

I don't know what that is really

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)

The study of mythical/dead/hidden creatures. Yeti's and the like. Reported sightings on unnatural creatures :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:47, Reply)

I did'nt take a picture of it
But my cat spewed up a phoenix the other day.

I think she'd eaten a mouse and a bird but it looked like a phoenix on the kitchen floor and it's cost me £58 in antibiotics today.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Yak.
I've only caught mine eating mice twice. He brought a stunned one in once and I had to scoop it up and throw it out.

He doesn't eat anything but kibble usually. Least he is keeping them away from the flat though!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:58, Reply)

I've got a big garden and a field behind it
I get all sorts of dead presents.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:01, Reply)