EVENING PRICK THREAD,.
High reply count please, to validate my online existence.

There is a family in Indian allegedly being attacked by demonic forces.
This official report proves an interesting read, regardless of beliefs.
Seems to me that the Mother is a bit of a religious nut.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/1004899-intake-officers-report.html

Do you scare easy? When did you last have the willies up you?

Alt. What you having to eat this evening? We love food here don't we!

altalt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:19, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

evening prick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:21, Reply)

That big bit above
Was it a poem? It neither rhymes nor scans.

I rather think more work is needed here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Did you bother to read all that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:24, Reply)

I skimmed it, it was about being a tragic fat poof with a dead end job.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I can't believe they touch each other's willies and that
Makes me sick
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:27, Reply)

they use bums instead of fannies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Why are you so obsessed with me?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)

I could ask you the same question.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:29, Reply)

You wish!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:30, Reply)

dozer wants to bum you, he told me so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Curiosity killed the ass

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:33, Reply)

A gay friend of mine told me straight guys give the best blow jobs.
Not tested the theory mind.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:36, Reply)

There's a flaw in his reasoning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)

^^ This.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)

I think he was taking the urine.
As to how many 'straights' are really of the other persuasion.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:43, Reply)

True dat.
5 beer minimum, usually. AND they come on to you first.
The closet cases/ curious ones anyway.

The true heterosexual man, comfortable with himself, has no issue with gays I have found.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Possibly not true in countries like Uganda.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Fucken link didn't work.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:27, Reply)

It works now
Do you spend a lot of your time considering the misbegotten beliefs of hut denizens?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:31, Reply)

When I'm bored at work I do.
It was linked via an article from The Independent.

I do like the supernatural and cryptozoology though. Wether it be true or not.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:32, Reply)

That isn't supernatural though
It's base unfamiliarity with natural phenomena.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I can't be arsed to read it sorry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:37, Reply)

It's kind of in the same bracket.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:38, Reply)

So you like the supernatural and the badly educated

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:41, Reply)

I thought you were on about crypto-zoology...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:42, Reply)

I don't know what that is really

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)

The study of mythical/dead/hidden creatures. Yeti's and the like. Reported sightings on unnatural creatures :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:47, Reply)

I did'nt take a picture of it
But my cat spewed up a phoenix the other day.

I think she'd eaten a mouse and a bird but it looked like a phoenix on the kitchen floor and it's cost me £58 in antibiotics today.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Yak.
I've only caught mine eating mice twice. He brought a stunned one in once and I had to scoop it up and throw it out.

He doesn't eat anything but kibble usually. Least he is keeping them away from the flat though!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:58, Reply)

I've got a big garden and a field behind it
I get all sorts of dead presents.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:01, Reply)

alright
I have a book of the complete catalogue of Factory Records artwork. I quite like Peter Saville, so his work as well as the rest will be a nice way to spend the evening. Also have more exams to study for.

Alt: Shit off, you prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:24, Reply)

What are you studying towards? Still finance?
Is finance even what you do?

Must pay more attention.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:31, Reply)

gcse maths

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:34, Reply)

nah m8
I have Standard Grade maths. Got a 2 and everything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:37, Reply)

I failed my maths O level
That both dates me and illustrates the irrelevance of secondary education.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Sums. Add, takeaway, times and share by.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Diploma in Regulated Financial Planning
I work in financial advice, on the compliance side.

I'm a pretty big deal in financial promotions.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:36, Reply)

well done Dozer!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I'll never reach the giddy heights of PI claim helpline operator

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)

Wow. me neither.
I did work for sky Broadband on the phones though before moving to Admin Officer.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:43, Reply)

admin officer?
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:44, Reply)

When you've reached those dizzy heights, the ladder seems too high!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:48, Reply)

And he's been shagging since he was 15

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:41, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I boned a girl who had only recently turned fourteen.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:43, Reply)

alright freefair

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:45, Reply)

it's ok, I was only 15 myself
And I've never wanked to the memory of it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Where is he now?
Possibly at a University near me, according to his aspirations.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:48, Reply)

did he go to Leeds?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:50, Reply)

He wanted to
I gazzed him and offered him a gaff if he wanted it, but heard nothing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:56, Reply)

He's a prime example of the male species.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:44, Reply)

alright jase
You enjoyed Dublin then?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:25, Reply)

Twas lots of fun!
and I didn't get too drunk either. More wired on pints of vodka red bull.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)

I had three separate nightmares the other night.
I spook easily. Can't watch horror films etc. I think I just have an overactive imagination but it sure as hell *looks* like I'm a huge cissy.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Been ages since I've had a nightmare. I watch a load of horror too.
Maybe I'm desensitized.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:29, Reply)

Have the willies up me lol.
Chicken salad and nice crusty rolls.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:33, Reply)

no nothing no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)

I heard swipe puts her willy up you all the time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:49, Reply)

yer i heard that an all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:51, Reply)

you have good hearing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:51, Reply)

k

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:51, Reply)

you asked pricklord

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 18:52, Reply)

k

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:01, Reply)

Nice to see the evening thread is coming along nicely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I don't mind being people's emotional punch bag if it means the significant others in their lives are happier.
I imagine being this negative and angry all the time drains a persons energy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:16, Reply)

I imagine being upset all the time must be quite draining.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:27, Reply)

I imagine it is...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:30, Reply)

I was reading about that in the DM, sounds a bit much really, can't wait for the movie-tie in.
I get proper scared easily, they were talking about aliens on the radio a few nights ago and I was convinced in my drug-lined sleep that there was something to it, it's why i'll never live in a house in the middle-of-no-where. When they talk about ghosts i'm the same.

Those 'found footage' films always get me, from The McFerson Report (which is laughably bad), to The Forth Kind to Paranormal Activity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:17, Reply)

Liked that Fourth Kind film.
Paranormal Activity 4 ruined it for me but The Marked Ones has brought it back. Hope they don;t drag it out much after the 5th.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:26, Reply)

Totally, the ending of PA4 was quite week with the leagons-of-them type thing.
What got me with the first thing about the PA films, and I bet you some film-student has already noted this, is that it breaks all the rules with hauntings.... like shit happening in the daytime, in urban enviroments and with people being about. Normally these things are based in houses that are in the middle of nowhere, like a farm or forrest.

I ian't seen Marked Ones yet, think i've missed the boat so will wait for DVD. Gonna see Devil's Due tomo tho', which looks quite chilling.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Promotion was good for it with that devil baby!
I liked The Devil Inside too, though it ended quite quickly.
I love exorcism tales. The battle of religion, good and evil etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:36, Reply)

I'm not to sure, I thought that baby thing cheapened it a bit, the promo for Carry was good*.
I ain't seen Devil Inside yet, but I think I have a copy. You seen The Exorsim of Emily Rose? That was good. I much preffer them in a more 'modern' setting, I can relate more to it.


* www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:43, Reply)

one for Jason
Though it may be a bit highbrow for him:

www.residentadvisor.net/feature.aspx?1927
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:28, Reply)

We totally created dance music.
Whenever people ask where you would like to go if time travel were an option, I always say to the studio 54 era. The disco revolution in America. Getting fucked up on coke with "stars" and dancing the night away :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:33, Reply)

There were a few "club kid" styled people floating about in Ireland.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 19:33, Reply)

132

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:31, Reply)