It's not musical statues, but that's a very good gnome you do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I suspect I may be taller than you.
Regardless, I weigh less than your girlfriend and have fewer chins.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Oh, probably, but since when did the truth get in the way of a good meme?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Who said it was a good meme?
Old wonkyguts food wrong has admitted to being 5'5''. Dozer is known to be 5'7''. I am 5'9'', but spend time with Stunned, who is 11 foot tall. Perspective innit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:44, Reply)

I thought you were tiny.
A sort of Zammo Mcguire without the habit.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Cheeky cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Ok with the habit then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Of course.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:48, Reply)

I don't recall Zammo ever being sick in his own mouth after 12 pints.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:51, Reply)

hi love. xx.
All ok?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Apart from not getting the job I interviewed for today, peachy.
How's yerself?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Weary.
Sorry to hear about the job.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

It's a pisser but I'll keep plodding on.
Then point and laugh as they get into all sorts of EU funding compliance issues, which apparently is quite a common occurrence for the company in question as they keep employing people who think it's OK to change the parameters of a project without consulting the rule book.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:57, Reply)

As opposed to sick in someone else's?
Arf.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)

DG is referring to a previous IRL incident.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

I know someone who did that as well....

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Thar has cheered up my evening :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:57, Reply)

It was about 25 years ago, at a party.
Mass snoggage + copious amounts of alcohol = full on barf in the poor bloke's mouth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:59, Reply)

in training a colleague puked Into aa corpse.
Dissection, early morning hangover..the guy was a legend.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Nice...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:06, Reply)

I'm about 5'8". Although stunned is a behemoth, he isn't as massive as I expected, but then everyone had made out he was like Andre the giants bigger brother

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:46, Reply)

shortarse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:53, Reply)

I would still have bullied you and your pale waif like frame quite happily.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Compared to most of the people on this board, he is.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)

I suppose I was hoping that when he turned up the door would be opened and all you could see of him was one giant eye looking in

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:56, Reply)

I played musical stAtues at kiddy party the other week it was ace.
Grownups weren't allowed to play Twister. Spoilsports.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:44, Reply)