Did everyone died?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:18, 76 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Now then webfoot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:23, Reply)

Alright doc?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:25, Reply)

Yeah good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:28, Reply)

I'm still alive, though I have no reason to expect to be.
I made a chinese stir fry for dinner that was hot enough to dissolve metal.

How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:23, Reply)

I have had a rotten day and I'm glad it's nearly over, and there's nothing on telly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:25, Reply)

There really isn't.
Why ot read a book or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)

What is book?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)

It's like a film,
but somebody writes it all down and you have to read it for yourself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Oh, like swipey does at bed time. I've seen them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:36, Reply)

He could frantically masturbate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Bor. ring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Yeah', ain't bad, back'n'forth on here tonight tho'.
I've probably now gone the longest i've gone without a proper fag in the last, like, I donno, 10 years or soo. It's only about 6 hours but still. Tonight when I go bed will be the real test. I've got watermellon flavour eliquid at the mo'.

Just cooking up some potatos so I can do a spanish omlette tomorow and tonight i'll do a breadcrumb pork escolop thing from waitrose. Was gonna have sea bass but it went funky.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:25, Reply)

I've been purely ecigging for about 6 months now, good that innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:26, Reply)

The heap ones can be bad

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Cheap sorry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:28, Reply)

Heap big rubish.
/Little Plum
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:30, Reply)

I shouldum packum in really

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Cheap? Yeah I have a decent one, I have gone down on the nicotine levels as well as trying to have a few odd days off altogether so I'm more of a misery than usual

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Yeah', especially the disposable ones, TBH, they put me off the idea.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:52, Reply)

As your personal physician I'd recommend packing it in totally.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)

I will, I don't really *want* to though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Deffo, I like the flavours too, I've tried watermellon, cherry and 'purple rain' so far.
This one has a counter and you can adjust the bite of it, gonna give it to Ma' when my www.smokio.com arrives next month.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)

I have stuck with menthol as the tobacco ones are fucking rank,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:35, Reply)

The guy who did my tattoo uses those vapour things.
The last time I went in, he was puffing away on a custard flavour one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:36, Reply)

I tried some of the fruit ones, they were horrible, especially lemon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:36, Reply)

I was in a pub in Edinburgh at new year where they were banned because they're indistinguishable from the real thing.
Yeah, apart from the fact that they don't stink... fucking jobsworths.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I think they ban them just to stop other dogooding patrons kicking off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Wankers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Some stupid bint did the whole coughing thing when walking past my innocent plume of harmless water vapour the other day,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:43, Reply)

I hope you glared and tutted at her before wishing a pox on her children.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:49, Reply)

I laughed, and I think she realised her mistake, what with me puffing away on a stainless steel blue glowing thing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Robocop's cock?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Robocock

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:57, Reply)

I think the weatherspoons do that. This one had a green light under the thumb, and a little blue LCD.
I think they did it this way so you can tell it's not a real one, as i've seen quite a few that have a fake red cherry on the end.

I got a flight with Monarch at the end of April, would love for them to allow them for that, like Ryian Air does. I don't even mind if I have to buy a new one just for the flight
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:50, Reply)

The flight the missus was on last year allowed them.
No idea who the airline was, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:53, Reply)

I went on a classy easy jet flight before xmas, it said we weren't allowed them but we 'vaped' away and no one seemed to care.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Also, what did you get a tattoo of?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Herve Villechaize.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Haha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Life size version of Jonah & the whale.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:42, Reply)

I got a proper geek tattoo.
It's pretty cool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:44, Reply)

There is nothing pretty about you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Oh, fuck off, you tedious cunt.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Ooooohh
Calm down dear.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Pretty much.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:47, Reply)

I died when the music did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:38, Reply)

It's not musical statues, but that's a very good gnome you do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I suspect I may be taller than you.
Regardless, I weigh less than your girlfriend and have fewer chins.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Oh, probably, but since when did the truth get in the way of a good meme?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Who said it was a good meme?
Old wonkyguts food wrong has admitted to being 5'5''. Dozer is known to be 5'7''. I am 5'9'', but spend time with Stunned, who is 11 foot tall. Perspective innit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:44, Reply)

I thought you were tiny.
A sort of Zammo Mcguire without the habit.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Cheeky cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Ok with the habit then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Of course.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:48, Reply)

I don't recall Zammo ever being sick in his own mouth after 12 pints.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:51, Reply)

hi love. xx.
All ok?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Apart from not getting the job I interviewed for today, peachy.
How's yerself?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Weary.
Sorry to hear about the job.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

It's a pisser but I'll keep plodding on.
Then point and laugh as they get into all sorts of EU funding compliance issues, which apparently is quite a common occurrence for the company in question as they keep employing people who think it's OK to change the parameters of a project without consulting the rule book.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:57, Reply)

As opposed to sick in someone else's?
Arf.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)

DG is referring to a previous IRL incident.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

I know someone who did that as well....

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Thar has cheered up my evening :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:57, Reply)

It was about 25 years ago, at a party.
Mass snoggage + copious amounts of alcohol = full on barf in the poor bloke's mouth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:59, Reply)

in training a colleague puked Into aa corpse.
Dissection, early morning hangover..the guy was a legend.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Nice...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:06, Reply)

I'm about 5'8". Although stunned is a behemoth, he isn't as massive as I expected, but then everyone had made out he was like Andre the giants bigger brother

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:46, Reply)

shortarse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:53, Reply)

I would still have bullied you and your pale waif like frame quite happily.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Compared to most of the people on this board, he is.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)

I suppose I was hoping that when he turned up the door would be opened and all you could see of him was one giant eye looking in

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:56, Reply)

I played musical stAtues at kiddy party the other week it was ace.
Grownups weren't allowed to play Twister. Spoilsports.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:44, Reply)

At home now. Just cooked a nice bolognese and watching Fringe on netflix.
That's about it really.


As you were.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Good chap, you relax, unwind and try to let all that upset go.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:53, Reply)

*phew*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Le petit mort

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:52, Reply)