I wish I was allowed a gun.
When the 2011 riots kicked off in my area, they would have been a lot shorter-lived.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

We didn't have rioting thankfully.
Just watched it on the telly. What area are you?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

East.
Luckily there aren't that many good places to shop directly nearby, so it wasn't too bad, but if I'd had my own machine-gun I would have sorted it out mange toute.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

And then I gunned my Honda Accord and drove into him, trapping him against a wall!

( Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Precisely.
I don't know how to drive, but I reckon with my military background I could figure out the business end of a machine gun and have a crack at being Rambo for an hour or so.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I've got a military background, too!
What unit were you with? I was with 1st Squadron Guildford Air Cadets between August 1992 and June 1993!*

Or 1993 and 1994, I forget. I mean, I repressed it all.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)

I was with the school cadets too!
I can't remember what we were called.

I just remember being sent to train with the real army, and the RSM or whatever asking what the fuck that was on the end of my wrist, and after replying "Er ... my hand, Sir ... " and him giving the squad 50 press-ups, realising he was referring to all the bracelets and crap I had tied around it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Good to meet another military man
amongst all these liberal art student pricks.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Whisky chat?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I drank whisky at the weekend

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Is whisky the name of your dog?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)

He is a tasty pooch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)

I walked through it after work after my old boss thought it was all a hoax that the City Centre had been evacuated.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)