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I think they like killing stuff
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:56,
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I think they are all, with the exception of Kristine and any of the current Falcons roster
cunts.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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Apart from all the ones that aren't
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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They're still het up about a civil war and the government rebelling against the people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:09,
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They take the sentence "right to bear arms" very seriously.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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*Something about the right arm being used instead of the left one*
*Something about how it's always right-wing nuts who always bear arms*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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I read somewhere that gun ownership in America is dropping
and that America isn't in the top three countries of gun ownership vs population.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:09,
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Austria was in the top three, I think.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:10,
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isnt it the Swiss
for weapons per capita?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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Probably, because almost every sinlge adult male has a gun as they are reservists.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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I read somewhere that you were a prick
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:16,
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Quite possibly, yeah.
I read somewhere you were a cunt.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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he fucking wishes, cunts have a use.
This guy's about as useful as nipples on a mong. You dick.
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quintsy, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:49,
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I wish I was allowed a gun.
When the 2011 riots kicked off in my area, they would have been a lot shorter-lived.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:12,
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We didn't have rioting thankfully.
Just watched it on the telly. What area are you?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:15,
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East.
Luckily there aren't that many good places to shop directly nearby, so it wasn't too bad, but if I'd had my own machine-gun I would have sorted it out
mange toute.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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And then I gunned my Honda Accord and drove into him, trapping him against a wall!
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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Precisely.
I don't know how to drive, but I reckon with my military background I could figure out the business end of a machine gun and have a crack at being Rambo for an hour or so.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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I've got a military background, too!
What unit were you with? I was with 1st Squadron Guildford Air Cadets between August 1992 and June 1993!*
Or 1993 and 1994, I forget. I mean, I repressed it all.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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I was with the school cadets too!
I can't remember what we were called.
I just remember being sent to train with the real army, and the RSM or whatever asking what the fuck that was on the end of my wrist, and after replying "Er ... my hand, Sir ... " and him giving the squad 50 press-ups, realising he was referring to all the bracelets and crap I had tied around it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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Good to meet another military man
amongst all these liberal art student pricks.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:44,
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Whisky chat?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:48,
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I drank whisky at the weekend
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:57,
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Is whisky the name of your dog?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:01,
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He is a tasty pooch
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:02,
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I walked through it after work after my old boss thought it was all a hoax that the City Centre had been evacuated.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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Who deleted the thread bits?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:13,
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i suspect hamsterbumbumboy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:14,
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That's not me... Just to clarify
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:15,
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It's quite telling that you felt this needed clarifying.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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nah, wasn't me
I thought it was you. Maybe it was Frog.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:16,
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Not me, I am going to delete the whole thread now though because I'm UPSET
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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the mystery deepens
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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Deleter!
Even I wouldn't delete!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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I couldn't give a fuck what you or anyone else would or wouldn't do.
Apart from Tangles
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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WWGJD
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:24,
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Men
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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+A
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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*z-snaps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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*does wobbly head thang*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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^ is Michael J. Fox.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:51,
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I find deep breaths help with my upset.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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That nice Piers Morgan seems to have attracted a lot of support for banning.
Getting it done is a whole other thing.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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He is a prick though.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:35,
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He is fairly good value on Twitter
but still a monumental cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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alright edjogs
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:35,
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Alright Dozer
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:01,
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Dogs what can take themselvez for a walk.
And open and shut doors.
That would be ace!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:50,
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That pointy bullet is fucking COOL.
That'll fuck you up!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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Yeah that was my first thought....
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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That's going to take everything with it when it passes through you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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Your liver has been through worse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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Fair point!
It took a kicking last night.
I want to go home. Chops for dinner!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:03,
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*chop fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:35,
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Oh, man.
Chop, mash, peas and cauli cheese.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:38,
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Alright Bruce fucking calm down 'E aint wurf it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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That turkey's not getting up again, that's for sure.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:02,
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Some classic comments.
Shoot a man coming at you with a 9mm, he’ll come at you faster. Shoot a man with a .45, he first has to muster the resolve to stand up again giving him time to consider whether he wants to continue or not.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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Shoot him with a 78 and the acetate will crumble
And he will probably dance a waltz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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Ok, I finally clicked those links and should probably do some hand-wringing here or summat.
But my eye was drawn to the Mail once again displaying their noncey credentials:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2547993/Ramona-Marquez-displays-transformation-little-girl-young-lady-Outnumbered-prepares-bow-out.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:09,
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man thats a bit off
On a similar theme was it them or the Star that had a big ol dose of the Brass Eye Peadogedan episode next to a picture of a 15 yr old Charlotte Church, with the headline "isn't she swell"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:12,
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That was the Daily Star
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:13,
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I couldnt remeber which
The Daily Mail is fucking terrible for it, I like to read it just to get my daily anger levels up a bit.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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The last ttime I read the Mail was at the gym a year ago or so.
They'd got hold of a picture of a teenage Kate and Pippe playing hockey together at school. Creepy.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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I get emailed links to it most days for work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:19,
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yeah "for work"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:33,
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Classy.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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She's well lush.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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More deletion, eh?
This place is going to the dogs.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:45,
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Oh man
some people just cant keep their fucking mouths (fingers) shut why lord why
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:47,
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i don't even know who to blame this time
so i'll blame dozer anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:49,
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We just have to find the lowest common denominator
someone who was involved in all the threads prior to the deletion
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:50,
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last time it was frog
but this time he isn't here.
it's definitely dozer's fault.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:51,
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I just deleted the whole thread after people started deleting vast chunks of it. Don't blame me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:53,
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^UPSET PRICK^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:54,
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i thought i got to blame you for EVERYTHING??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:56,
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Only if you are "late"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:58,
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i'm always on time
the rest of the world can run a bit early on occasion
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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would
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:51,
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shoot every one
it'll make us all more safe
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:44,
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