"Grass feels a form of pain, but its response is to release pheromones
"so when you inhale that beautiful smell of cut grass in summertime, spare a thought for the plants screaming in panic about the madman with the whirling bladed death machine".

/cracked.com
( Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Shut up tangles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Why the aggression? Come over to Coventry and we'll do some motivational yoga
to centre your chi or some shit.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

+cken

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:34, Reply)

shitcken ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Yeah
They sell it at Aldi
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

You know what
It wouldn't surprise me.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Everyone is tangles today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I love the smell of grass blood in summer.
Also: Petrol.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)