Morning Frog.
I hope to be finally picking up my new hat what Mrs V bought me for my birthday in December this evening.

Then I'm going to go to the pub and get pissed, because getting pissed is fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What new hat? you never told me about a new hat? You've changed man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Well - it's more a hat for posh occasions like weddings and funerals, but it's so nice I may well have to wear it about town for a while.
My usual hat will continue to be in me employ for usual daily wear, however.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Only pricks and women have hats for posh occasions
HTH's
xxx
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)

I have a top hat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)

^Prick

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)

This will not come as a surprise to anyone.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Only scum - ABSOLUTE SCUM - don't.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

^Ironic triby wearing hipster prick^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Absolutely nothing ironic about it.I look fucking excellent.
But I do own a Samsung Galaxy III, and have the Robert Plant & Alison Krausse album, so guilty as charged.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Fair play...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Damned right. We're not bloody French, you know.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

haw he haw he haw

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I didn't realise you were balding, Vag

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I'm not, you racist.
I wear a hat with my suit because I am suave and cool and a gentleman. Not like you hipster pricks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

^ baldy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

^ hipster

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Does that make him a brazilian?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I did consider leaving the comma out
Then it would've looked as though I was calling him a cunt!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Hey, I just used italics too
It's good, isn't it?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)

I don't know about you...
...but I really like it!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)

The "it" in this case being
"hiding in school changing rooms to spy on the kids after PE"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

No one has ever thought to look in that store cupboard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

To be fair the door os pretty much welded shut now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Yeah, that does sound a bit dodgy
Almost like a paedophile....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I like how it can change something to seem a little...
....sinister
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

BURN HIM BURN HIM

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Oh, you'd like that to happen
wouldn't you?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Its a good excuse to shoot him

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)