He was eating a rawhid bone thing and over chewing they get soft
There was the last knuckle i.e. 8===8 left and he was happily chewing away when I went to take him out for a walk. He then got excited and it lodged in his throat. I had to pick him up by the back legs and basically bagpipe him until it flew out again

First thing he did? Tried to eat the fucking thing again!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahaha
lucky for him he's a gay lapdog. he'd have died after a day in the wild.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)

It was fucking horrible
I thought he was going to die
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

It could've been Ken Dodd's dad all over again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

INORITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

as I said yesterday
DOGS ARE FUCKING SHIT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Mine is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)

As is mine
and fucking selectively stupid.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

poor little gaylord :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)

???
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bagpiping
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I was trying to cram some innuendo in there too
In real terms, I picked him up by just in front of his bag legs and squeezed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Hey its cold and desolate in Newcastle
They have to keep warm somehow
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Seems like an odd way to unblock a windpipe

( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Dont knock it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I'm certainly going to be stepping forward next time someone is choking in a restaurant

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)