happy Monday y'all
mine is, off into Lincoln now. really just an excuse to say, lookey all my shiny candles, but...

are you a slob or a neat freak? tell us of your shameful slovenliness or your OCD.

alt: so the lords blocked Cameron's eu referendum. are you pro Europe or would you whisk britain out of there like a kid at a Rolf Harris show?

altalt: hotel has full english and continental. which is the better breakfast?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:03, 84 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

pro Europe.
Continental, obvs
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:06, Reply)

>: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:08, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:10, Reply)

Good morning. Why Lincoln?
I'd have us out of Europe definitely. On the subject of breakfast, con tinental is a fucking roll. Add bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, tomatoes, more bread etc, then you have something acceptable.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:10, Reply)

it's v pretty
and we're taking my dad to a parrot place because he likes birds (fnar fnar).

urgh, there is nothing edible in a full English. even the mushrooms are better not fried!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:10, Reply)

Famous for its sausages?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:12, Reply)

yeah
the boys have gone down to breakfast for those. I'm still stuffed from bloody dinner
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:14, Reply)

That Nigel Farage has got the right idea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:11, Reply)

I like the cut of his jib

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:13, Reply)

I heard you swallowed a load of his jib last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)

as a general rule of thumb from what I see people talking about
if someone is left wing, the more likely they are to be pro Europe and the more right wing, the more pro Britain getting out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:13, Reply)

I'd class myself as moderate left. Just don't like being dictated to by unelected twtas fro. another country.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:21, Reply)

pretty sure that MEPs are elected

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:23, Reply)

I didn't mean the MEPs.
As I think you know.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:27, Reply)

then who did you mean?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)

YM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:54, Reply)

both
alt: dont care
altalt: omlette dont care
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:13, Reply)

where did I say "omelette" was an option!??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:14, Reply)

oh ok then in that case my answer is dont care :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:15, Reply)

Omelettes are for people who prevaricate. Fried or scrambled, sorry frog, you're wrongwrongwrong.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:19, Reply)

Poached ftw.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:19, Reply)

ok then i shall change my tastes because an internet gp(!) told me to

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:20, Reply)

Omelettes are shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:22, Reply)

hows your thread going?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Yah good thanks
What was all the drama yesterday? Real name posting?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:36, Reply)

I posted a naked fat man and battered and dozer got into their usual argument, posting each others names then deleting them

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:38, Reply)

I didn't post anyone's name last night. I've no idea what was deleted or by whom, as I was slightly drunk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)

you did post tom's christian name

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:44, Reply)

yes you did, you posted mine.
You also changed your Sig to part of my LinkedIn profile, you must remember that?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:45, Reply)

The handbags really were out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)

it's a manbag, actually I think you'll find

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Boring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:44, Reply)

hahahaha
I like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:36, Reply)

You do that.
Good lad.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:22, Reply)

oh yer, re. the alt, I don't agree with the principle of referendums

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:14, Reply)

If it would mean idiots like you get a say then I'm against them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:21, Reply)

it's more to do with living in a representative democracy where state-level decision making is delegated to a bicameral legislature

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)

oh yessir I can google
I can google...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:34, Reply)

Haha.
Thank fuck for Wikipedia and copy/paste, eh?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:37, Reply)

look dude, if your knowledge of the UK political system is tbat basic that you need to resort to wikipedia to gain a schoolboy's understanding of it, that's your lookout eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:41, Reply)

FIRST ^UPSET^ OF THE WEEK AWARDED TO DOZER!!! WELL DONE!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)

It's like he's channeling Jason

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)

both the upset and the bent parts

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)

you read it in an upset tone of voice.
Try it again, in a vaguely dismissive tone of voice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:44, Reply)

still sounds upset, but trying not to, sorry mate, thats just the way it is

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:46, Reply)

oh man how will i live it down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

dont worry jason will be here later to take the heat off you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Kill yourself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:49, Reply)

yeah actually this^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Fingers crossed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I read it with a peter kay like accent cos you're northern

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:46, Reply)

i just tried reading it like that, turns out he shouts 'garlic bread' at then end, then collapses in a ball crying and beating the ground with his fists in a pool of his own bitter tears

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)

+ And Nigel farage's jib

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

harsh.
I actually have a very well spoken, yet somewhat upset speaking voice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Plus slurred, because you're scottish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)

not a weegie, soz
They make sure you speak properly at the school I went to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:52, Reply)

He sounds like Ronnie Corbett

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:02, Reply)

I didn't google anything there, soz to burst ur bubble sweetcheeks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:39, Reply)

no one cares

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I just googled to find out if indeed nobody cares.
This time, you appear to be correct.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)

you need to learn to trust me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)

More of a yahoo fan eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)

yahoo! is the classy choice of search engine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)

you are a fucking candle idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:17, Reply)

I believe strongly that there is a massive difference between untidy and dirty.
So a few books scattered about the place and the cushions not on the sofa straight bothers me not. But a pile of dirty washing up is illegal in my house. Other half is a neat freak though so house is immaculate. she will paint a wall if someone touches and leaves a finger mark.

Alt. Pro Europe

AltAlt. Full English, my favourite being the Jacks at the Tyacks Hotel which consists of 2 rashers of baccon, 2 sausages, 2 eggs, mushrooms, hog's pudding, hash browns, grilled tomato, fried bread and baked beans, all served with toast, butter and preserves.
( Peej, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:38, Reply)

I'd swap the hash browns for bubble & squeak.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I'd swap your face for a giant turd
but nobody would notice the difference
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:52, Reply)

^does grey hairy shits^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Fuck off you fat ginger cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

+psycho

( Peej, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Where did Frog's bloo-bloo it's Monday thread go?
I'm a slobbish neat-freak.
I can't stand other people's mess, but I can live with my own.

Alt: Pro

Altalt: You can't beat a good cooked breakfast, even if your vegetarian diet restricts how many items are on your plate.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

alright tuib

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

alright fmds(r)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:58, Reply)

????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

I'm too lazy to be a fully committed OCDer
alt: Dunno, I'm so anti-reactionary about these things I'm in a perpetual state of non-opinion pending further investigation. Which I never get around to.

altalt: full english. I bought some venison suasages at the weekend for that very thing but then chugged too many cocks got a throat infection and barely ate anything.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Why do the the threads always die when b3ta user 'tangledupinblue' joins in?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)

It's because I am deeply unpopular with other posters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:24, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I've also noticed the opposite effect - if I go to a meeting for an hour or so, suddenly a massive 300+ post thread develops in my absence.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)

It's sad really, I think you're alright.
Plus these threads you speak of are usually CAR CHAT, which I don't care for and my car is broken.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:29, Reply)

If my presence here reduces the amount of CAR CHAT, then it is all worthwhile.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)

I completely agree, for the greater good

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:35, Reply)

English you fool.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)