What are your views on cos surgery?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25986840
Yes, I would get bigger tits/smaller arse,or what a load of nonsense?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:22, 28 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

If you want to lool like you've had oil of vitriol thrown in your face, go ahead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I'm not considering it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I think it's great that poor fuckers who have real problems can be mended, but people who have it done for vanity reasons nearly always look worse

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)

^this^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Great, looks like that's another thread I have won.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Are we closing this one and moving on then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Hope so!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)

It's obvious why it's on the increase - people are getting uglier and tits are getting smaller
It's just lucky we have the technology to change this
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)

It's not the size that's important, it's the direction they point that's important.
I wish people wouldn't keep getting this simple fact wrong :(
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)

^
Little tangle identified this quite early on in his life.
On seeing his grandmother changing her clothes he pointed out that, whereas mummy has 'up boobs' she appeared to have 'down boobs'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)

HAHAHAHA KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS DONT THEY!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)

HAHAHA KIDS ARE RIGHT PRICKS

( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Mine are...
...they take after their father!!! LOLOLOL
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)

I liked that story on QOTW about the story teller's daughter asking
"Daddy - when I'm older, will I get boobs like you and mummy?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I don't need a smaller arse and I certainly don't need bigger tits,
but thanks for attempting to undermine my self-confidence :(
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Yer, duty of care ay?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I try to do my best.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Maybe he should refer you anyway, no obligations, just see what the surgeon has to say.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:35, Reply)

I don't want some orange man with bright white teeth and a Californian accent
drawing on my pasty bum in marker. I won't feel pretty :(
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Girl I trained with is now working on cos in the States.
Earns several times more than me the bugger.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:44, Reply)

I beg to differ

( Peej, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I might get me some horns

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)

My Cousins daughter was born with one half of her face fully formed and the other half partially formed
so she has one eye and one ear and deformed jaw. Shes right vain though. Less than 6 months old and they are already planning the cosmetic surgery.

Bolt on tits always look worse. NO EXCEPTIONS!
( Peej, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)

You prefer a spaniel ear to a bolt on job?
I'd find it difficult to choose, I think.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)

One of each?

( Peej, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Like, a cut and shut?

( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Yes! Just like a cut and shut.

( Peej, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I'd have my penis reduced
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It's just advanced make-up, innit? Like having it tattooed on like Michael Jackson did.

I like breasts.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)