If he has to spend four hours travelling the ten miles to his local mung bean market on the back of a haywain
he sees no reason why those fancy London types with their "suits" and their "ways" shouldn't too!
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:34, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

To be fair, he's not living in the 18th century
to get 2.5 miles an hour out of a haywain, you'd have to slam it on banded steelies and slap a K&N mushroom filter on the oxen.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:37, Reply)

This car tinkering obsession has gone a bit far when you start considering modifications to a haywain

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)

I know a place where you can get a well cool dump valve, mate.
Stick it on and every time the ox breaks into a lumbering trot, you'll get a well wicked "kah-tchhhhhh" noise from the valve. Sounds just like a turbo, mate!
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)

needs MOAR woad stripes down the sides
bigger drainpipe for the ox shit, make it sound proper bison.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:44, Reply)

^this guy knows his wagon-modifying oats

( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:49, Reply)

None of that piddling minstrel music neither
get some serious big barrels in the back and a couple of local Neanderthals to drum on them with elephant leg bones - bangin'
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:53, Reply)

anyone with a dump valve is an utter prick.
jus sayin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:45, Reply)

people that make sweeping statements are utter wankers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)

people who call people wankers are cunts

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:47, Reply)

^TGGI

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Seriously, though
A dump valve is only relevant if you've got a stupidly over-boosted turbo. Which in turn means your car will drive like crap and you are a dick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:49, Reply)

High boost is awesome for town driving
you've got fuck all torque in low revs and suddenly it spools up and dumps you straight through Argos' front window.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)

that's the sort of milkshake that brings all the slags to the yard.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)

If all the singing and dancing we've done pays off, we should see a bountiful harvest of our own mung beans in the commune this year.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)

It's jealousy - pure and simple.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)