in that case, you are an ageing potato

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A chip off the old block?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)

and you are an 'edgy' skater prick.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)

you dress like a Primark reject and look like an elderly potato
Your weekend boyfriend is bumming around behind your back, all your colleagues despise you and you live in a rented hovel.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Thanks Rory

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

^ upset on Jason's behalf ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I charge £10 per raised eyebrow
or £50 for a whole harrumph
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I work on a Pro Bono basis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)

clicks fingers... kills child

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)

You dress like a teenager and have a face like a deflated pin cushion.
You have an extremely misplaced sense of self worth and dish out negative responses in a vain attempt to give yourself some value. Life has never been shiny since Mrs Dozer left.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I dunno Jason, you're basing these assumptions on one photo
Tell me all about Mrs Dozer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

She dresses like a Primark reject and looks like an elderly potato
Her weekend boyfriend is bumming around behind her back with Jasum off the internet, all her colleagues despise her and she lives in a rented hovel.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)

So Mrs D is Jason?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

you make a beautiful couple

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I think it's likely they are both figments of your imagination

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

nah, Jason is too much of a stereotype to be made up

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)