HI!!!!! I TOTALLY GOT TO WORK ON TIME BY WALKING TWO MILES DUNNO WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT #YOLO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just get up earlier #simples

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:55, Reply)

The ECB have dropped Pieterson.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:59, Reply)

I saw that last night, bit odd. Fair enough though, he's far too inconsistent for my liking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:03, Reply)

He is still "probably" our finest batsman
But you have to wonder what else he brings to the team, leadership? harmony? etc.

1 trick I always felt they missed with him was not using his bowling more, he was a pretty decent right arm spin to start off with and should have been given more overs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:21, Reply)

He started off as a spinner in SA before finding out he could bat quite well

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:22, Reply)

TGGI^
there were many times, certainly early on, when we could have used a bit of part time spin just for something different and he should have been that man.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:26, Reply)

They seemed to prefer bowling Root to him recently, at least KP could turn it. He could have been a decent all-rounder for England after Flintoff left a hole.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:28, Reply)

But even prior to Root
He only had a few overs, it didn't make sense say I
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

I agree, I remember him and Swann bowling in tandem at one point, it was a good tactic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:51, Reply)

He pissed too many people off, too often.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:32, Reply)

In which case we should probably tell Dozer his b3ta career is over and we don't see him as part of our future plans, moving forward.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:34, Reply)

'this^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:36, Reply)

That works for me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:36, Reply)

MOTION CARRIED!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:38, Reply)

STOP CARRYING POO

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:46, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)

I'm sorry it didn't work out, but wish you all the best for the future x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

We should offer to provide a neutral reference to other websites if required.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)

What have other sites ever done to deserve him!

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Let's give him a glowing one so somewhere else takes him on quicker, and give hime the opportunity to say he's outgrown his place here and needs to grow and fulfil his potential elsewhere etc etc
I think that's fair
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Risk of litigation from the other site when things inevitably go wrong for him.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

I doubt we need to concern ourselves, OT will be gone soon anyway :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

I hope we don't get taken over by 4chan...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Yeah! Wacky pictures and 'anonymous' are BRILL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:56, Reply)

hey, internetpricks.com are pretty happy with me so far

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:55, Reply)

How long is your probation period?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:57, Reply)

15 minutes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:58, Reply)

I've had a great time here, the people are wonderful and the organisation's really going places
But it's time to pursue a new challenge.

I wish every one of you continued success.

Except Bent Jason.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Now fuck off and play for your own country.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:55, Reply)

I think Scotland are shit enough already and don't need me dragging them further down.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 8:56, Reply)

That's exactly what S.A said to Pietersen

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:01, Reply)

SA wanted to sign me to Scotland?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:03, Reply)