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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good thanks.
Daughter in bed, missus out with friends, me with a bottle of red and bag of cashews. You?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:24, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Just finished off work related emails, sipping some polish beer
thought I would hang around here for a while and call people cunts, that's still what we do on here isn't it?

By the way who the hell are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
He's your replacement on here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)
No-one could possibly be as dull as me on here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
He's doing an excellent job, he's got a proper career too, you know, like you did.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Hello frog.
How's the toe?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Much better, a proper online doctor diagnosed it immediately, he clearly knew what he was talking about and wasn't a first year medical student playing at being a general practitioner on the web #justsayin'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
^needy^
What was his diagnosis?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
DHAAKH I hope?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Sorry that's confidential

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Stiff

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
More than his cock must be when he sees you naked.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
I'm not sure where the line is here
But I think you thinking about his cock getting stiff MIGHT be somewhere over it...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
It goes back inside even with the lights off

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
No, wait
The line is right here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
I thought they were folds?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
*Doffs hat*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)
She lets you do sex to her?
Congratulations. I hope you have protection?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
I have a baseball bat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
He said protection not sex aid

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
That he has to use sideways.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)
it keeps a grin on her face

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)
Shame it dont work on her chins

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)
its only a bat not a forklift

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
alright Mongy, has /talk really got that bad you've decided to post here?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Her face is all the protection against ejaculation that he needs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
couple of bins usually keeps the worst of the rain off

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
I was second best troll.
Frog promoted me. Long time lurker, thought I'd best register and join in the wit and badinage.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
How much fun can lurking in this weird socially retarded pit possibly be?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Well nice one, you have a Mrs so you aint a Rory, Monty, Chompy, Battered or Gonz glove then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
As far as I know, no.
The name comes from an old yahoo chat account.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
You should have un-lurked earlier
you missed out on the traditional Chompy Gaz asking if you have breasts
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Is this the pizzagate guy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Wow bingo, so how long have you been lurking?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
I'm glad he unlurked, he's a good chap that troll fellow, for a pretend doctor

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)
I thought we had our full qouta of Doctors on here?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)
He isn't a real doctor though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Who else is a doctor?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
I was a doctor

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
*pats on head*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:11, Reply)
I was doctor frog when I first joined in

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)

doctor frog a cunt

+and still am
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:13, Reply)
That wasn't as hurtful as is could have been, as I saw your hamfisted srtikethrough fuck up that you quickly edited

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)
Yeah well YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:16, Reply)
Yeah well YOURN a sales rep and a philanderer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:17, Reply)
His name comes up most days, when Rory starts on his attempted windups to Rachel.
GeordieJay is other main target at present.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
so how long?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Few years now.
Wife introduced me to it. She's a /links tard
.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:18, Reply)
So whats been your Fav subject over the years?
and what drew you out?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:20, Reply)
Just thought I'd join in.
Officer. I think Rory is funny.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)
Rory is misunderstood on here
I like the little pikey cunt and all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:30, Reply)
The shed stuff was funny too.
Christ Im easily amused.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:29, Reply)
Shed gate was funny, I can't believe people got stepped for mentioning sheds
Here is one I was quite proud off

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1907195
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Sheds was 2012. You were about a year late with your post.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:38, Reply)
I posted it in 2012 but you know what the Royal Mail is like.....
Ohhhh by the way, London in March, the little man is now asking if he can have the train fare for all three of us instead of going to London, crafty little sod.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:45, Reply)

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