Nothing annoys me more than uppity gays getting all prissy about a bit of a kicking.
What's the world coming to when an honest-to-God manly man can't make himself feel good by getting jarred up and clocking a queen?

That and everybody else in the world irritate the fuck right out of me.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I really think you should start stockpiling munitions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

The one upside of the currently fashionable zombie apocalypse fad
is that it would give me an absolutely morally unassailable platform from which to shoot irritating fuckers right in the face.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I love you sometimes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

If only it were real.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Sometimes Stunned, just sometimes, on a day like today when everybody's all up in my grille,
I genuinely wish it were.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

And we now have membership number 2 in the "Going Postal" Society.
Welcome, my friend. Welcome.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Welcome, pull up a shottie, shoot a cunt in the mush.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Here, use my shooter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Oddly, I read grille as giraffe there
That made for an unexpected statement
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Clambering up into my giraffe is also a trangression punishable by death.
Just in case anybody were in any doubt.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

hahahaha!
Last line perfection
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)