STOMPITY STOMP
That thread was like a terminal illness.

Is there anything that you are passionate about? After watching that brutal documentary on 4 last night about Russian gays being tortured, I was compelled to write to Number 10 and messaged one of the ringleaders on facebook. I know nothing will come of it, call it a knee jerk reaction. Is there anything that incites rage in you, my fellow b3tans.

Alt. Alright?

AltAlt. What's your favourite musical remake film lunch?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:59, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A facebook message? That'll show 'em.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Hitting them where it hurts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

I can see it now.
'Well Dimitri, we're ignorant and densistised enough that torturing our fellow man seems like a good thing.
Oooh, hang on there's a message in my inbox, what does it say?'

"Oooh, stop it you terrible, horrid brutes, way-ay the toon, I'm not upset about this"?

'OK Dimitri, that's it, I've seen the error of my ways, no more queer bashing for me, I've had a PM from Jimmy Nail in a dress'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

"Jimmy Nail in a dress'"
Click
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Del Amitri?
Crocodile bloos :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

^ always the last to know ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Is that another one of his?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKwMVzzS5B4ý
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I'll just have a tin of fruit salad, thanks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I translated it to Russian for her too using google. She is probably laughing.
My final word was "You really do deserve the shit storm that is coming your way and I hope you ride it face first xx."
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Just like YM, eh?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Standard.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Cyclists on pavements, red light-jumpers.
Ugly people.

ALT: Alright?

ALTALT: Alien.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)

A cunt cyclist tried to force his way down a non-existent gap by my car last night. He scraped his way down the side and hammered the wing mirror. And pedalled off at top speed without a second glance for the damage he'd done. I hate them.

It had taken me 4 hours to do a 35 mile journey due to the tube cunts. I honestly don't know which I was hating more, the striking cunts or the cycling cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Have you tried turning to drink?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

No there is nothing I am passionate about. Everything is tawdry and awful, and I view everything with a sneering cynicism and weary demeanour.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)

That's because you are 5'2".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Yeah, in a good way.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

^ correct response

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I see why you get on with Boyce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Turns out he was right about everything, ever. Shame he's dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Nah, it's not really.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

I know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Well, if you will keep having depressing sex with chubsters..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)

It worked for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

His wife is morbidly obese!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Something must rile you though, frog.
You can't just go through life with an empathic shrug of the shoulders and a chug of alcohol!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Everything riles me really, when I'm not being charming and lovely, I'm stressed, angry and miserable.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Sounds like you've got a case of the Katona's

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

I have no idea

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Type II

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Toe woes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

TWOES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)

That was Jordan and Bowers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Stop buggin' me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

You're out of your mind!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

The hospital have me on their system as both Dave and Dane

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Got my first real 6 string
Bought it with the Dave and Dane
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I was working part time in a Dave and Dane, my boss was Mr McGee....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Reassuring...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

They said 'Do people sometimes call you Dane?'
(-__-)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

All the time mate.
Touch wood nothing serious happens and Dane is admitted.

Maybe you could go for a tax dodge?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

It really annoys him when he can't shrug or drink alcohol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Especially the alcohol bit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Jerking off knees?
Typical bender.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Fucking lowlife cunts getting no "respec", spitting and getting in my fucking way
Alt:
yep - pizza was WELL NOM

AltAlt:
Without exception, musicals are so fucking cringeworthy they make my skin itch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

What about Annie

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

lingus

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

I believe she was "ok"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Bet your bottom dollar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Even after being hit and struck?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

^ smooth ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Where did *coonwalks* go?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I considered it too shit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

The fried chicken shop?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Edgy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

What about us?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Nothing much really, I try to be laid back about shit
Cyclists who don't pay attention to things like lights and hand signals are a bit cunty.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I suppose when you spend most of your day with your index finger covered in it, it's better to be relaxed about these things

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah, if you are tense it'll hurt more

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Top tip, Cleatus

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

They dun do dat to me baws

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Such as answering my medical question from earlier

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Speaking of knee jerk reactions.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552716/Police-captain-shot-dead-moviegoer-row-texting-exclaimed-I-believe-Ive-firing-pistol.html

Typical Daily Fail journalism, but man shot dead by a polica captain after texting during the movie previews and throwing popcorn.

*throws popcorn*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I am filing 'Daily Fail' in the 'Stuff cunts say' drawer along with 'Tony B-Liar' and 'David CaMORON'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I normally read articles on The Independent site then the same on Daily Fail to see how they are distorted.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

I was of course referring to the crappy unfunny ways people change the names of things rather than the subjects themselves, but it's nice to see something else fly right over your little bald head, as it hasn't happened for about seven minutes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

That was my immediate "B3ta defense mechanism"
Where I assume I am the butt of the joke.
(I set these up)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

YES OF COURSE YOU DO....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

don't you eye-talics me!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

and "Of course your hair is brunette, dear".

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

OH YOU!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

What about New Liarbor and ConDem?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Is it only me that hates that kind of thing?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Good! I think I have inadvertently found something I am passionate about.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

When they come from idiots, no.
When they come from a witty and urbane raconteur about town like me, yes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Putting the cont into raconteur

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

stunned cont
the best of all the fanny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I'm sure you'd liven it up by introducing a subtle rape/fiddling angle to make it bearable AND hilarious.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

u no dat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Nothing annoys me more than uppity gays getting all prissy about a bit of a kicking.
What's the world coming to when an honest-to-God manly man can't make himself feel good by getting jarred up and clocking a queen?

That and everybody else in the world irritate the fuck right out of me.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I really think you should start stockpiling munitions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

The one upside of the currently fashionable zombie apocalypse fad
is that it would give me an absolutely morally unassailable platform from which to shoot irritating fuckers right in the face.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I love you sometimes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

If only it were real.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Sometimes Stunned, just sometimes, on a day like today when everybody's all up in my grille,
I genuinely wish it were.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

And we now have membership number 2 in the "Going Postal" Society.
Welcome, my friend. Welcome.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Welcome, pull up a shottie, shoot a cunt in the mush.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Here, use my shooter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Oddly, I read grille as giraffe there
That made for an unexpected statement
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Clambering up into my giraffe is also a trangression punishable by death.
Just in case anybody were in any doubt.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

hahahaha!
Last line perfection
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

In Soviet Russia, gays bum themsleves.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

*smack*
I SAID, "YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

and a cup of tea appears as if by magic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

POW! Right in the kisser!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

In Soviet Russia, babies conspire to rape 'H' from Steps

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Its more the young children
Of 5, 6, 7 and 8
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Tragedy!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Well that's one for a sore O

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Excellent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)

alright
That Dane Bowers and Posh Spice single was produced by junglist veteran Jonny L.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

"This tune's going to punish you..."

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Yes, it was BRILLIANT, wasn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

no
Also, see DJ Fresh, formerly of Bad Company and now peddling chart shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

What's your favourite solo spice girl hit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Geri's version of It's Raining Men.
I'd like to do sex with Geri Halliwell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Fat Geri or skinny Geri?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)

skinny
I don't do fat chix.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I liked Emma Bunton's "There was an old man of 92, Parlez Vous"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)

She looks like Chucky.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)

you still would though.
Bragging rights down the pub etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Oh, well, I suppose the pub tales would be worth it.
That'd only fly for her and Bunton, though.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)

you can just tell Geri would be a smutty bitch eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:11, Reply)

"there weren't no bog roll, anyone wanna lick me flaps clean?"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)

I'm nearly there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

She would be too busy talking about herself.
Before, during and after
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

her mouth would be full

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)

*waggles cigar*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I hate that Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot
What a fucking cunt, the cunt. The fucking little cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)

I wish someone would kill him out of Curiosity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)

And then kill his cat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I'd kill his hat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Its OK! I didn't die. I've just spent the last several hours watching the new Shakira and Rhianna video on repeat with the sound turned off.
I've only come back because I've broken the pause button on my laptop.
( Peej, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Seeing eye to eye here
Not Japs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Not ^ Definitely
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:14, Reply)

I'd like to do sex with Shakira and Rihanna

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I don't blame you - they are great in bed together.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)

woah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Check em!

( Peej, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)

dubs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)

broken drowned
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Which dozy cunt builds a railway line on the seafront?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)

CHECKEM!
( Peej, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)

woah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Isaknob, more like
Stupid shortarse hatty fucknut
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:36, Reply)