Its Sunday tomorrow
Demographics suggest it'd be better on a weekday.

You might like to get a small podium to stand on and spread your arse cheeks to commuters as well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It seems to be working for Bob Crow.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)

I always carry a podium with me on account of my 'average' height

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)

I am - myself - not a tall man
And a podium is essential for the occasions upon which I feel it necessary to harangue the general public.

Two or three times a day usually.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)

I mostly use mine when I pop down the park and issue my fortnightly hate speech

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)

A fair thing, and I applaud it

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:02, Reply)

Militant muzzie. Can tell by the beard.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)

I might grow a beard for authenticity.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)

Will you bring your podium in an old Nissan with no brake lights?
With all your mates gazing out of the back window waiting for a claim?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:14, Reply)