AltAlt: more angry than uncomfortable
My stupid CUNT of an ex-wife. Who decided micro could walk up a set of wet, slippery, steep stairs unassisted. As a result my daughter fell over and has badly chipped one of her front teeth.

I am going to kill the stupid fucking bitch. I hope she gets terminal cancer so that micro can come & live with me full time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:57, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Or you could accept that these things happen all the time and get over it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)

steady on

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)

just because yurt dwellers have no teeth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)

No teeth is fine
But chipped teeth can snag,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Accidents happen, yes. However this happened due to my ex's stupidity & irresponsibility.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Bit harsh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)

There is no way I would have let her go up a long steep set of wet stairs without her holding my hand.
She’s only 2½ FFS
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I know
At least if she is holding your hand, she can give you a bit of a lift to help you up the big step
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)

As parents you make judgement calls like this all the time
Sometimes they fall and smash their little faces in, sometimes they improve their motor skills and never look back.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Yeah, she'd definitely be safer at home with an alcoholic with anger issues who needs a stepladder to even get on the stairs.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:20, Reply)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)

poor micro
the only plus side is, at least it's a baby tooth.

revenge: better served cold. this can be stored up and referred to in future debates, when needed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Yep, A baby tooth that she should have for another 4 years or so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)

it's very poor of her mother, but it is better than an adult tooth
I was only 4.5 when I got my adult front teeth, so she might not be stuck with a chip for that long.

cold comfort: at least if anyone asks, you get to say, "her mother did it...."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Still, it's good to see you're not bitter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)