i sent a valentine's card to a teacher who later on turned out to be gay, which is as close as i've come
presents and cooking dinner at home on fri night, nothing fancy. he might get lamb, if he's lucky.

alt: I had to pay someone to put together a flatpack bookshelf, if that answers your question.

altalt: no. but as i'm looking at walking to and from work on wed and thu, it better stay fucking dry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:02, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Getting lamb? Is that a euphemism?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:03, Reply)

sadly not
I am yet to convert him to our animal loving, greener ways.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Nobody in their right mind would swap meat for butternut squash

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:06, Reply)

^this

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)

he won't be in his right mind
he'll be henpecked into it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)

As a ginger vegetarian what are your good points?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

i'm NOT ginger
and I cook meat for other people, but don't eat it myself, leaving MOAR meat for them.

what more do you want?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Good point ginge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

BROWN BROWN BROWN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:35, Reply)

GINGER GINGER GINGER.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)

^ ^ ^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)

you sound like my 4 year old niece
when I find out which of my brothers taught her to say it to me, i'll kill them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Ha ha. Excellent work by your brother.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)

if you stopped reacting to it, people will stop mocking for it.
Why don't you dye it a lovely "Auburn Sunset" for a time
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:43, Reply)

hair the hue of Irn Bru

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:45, Reply)

+ SHOUTING
+ SHOUTING MEGA MEGA WHITE THING
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:01, Reply)

She's pretty easy and has a fairly low self-esteem.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

easy and has a fairly low self-esteem thanks tuib, but it's nothing compared to my generous and vivacious sparkling personality.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

and vivacious sparkling personality waistline
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)