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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to watch Pacific Rim tonight, finally.
What could possibly ruin a film about giant robots punching giant monsters? An attempt at a plot. I hope they haven't bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:47, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
is that the one with Rihanna in it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Dunno, it's the one about giant monsters being punched to death by giant robots, if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:49, Reply)
the only thing that could possibly improve that precis
Is Rihanna's arse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I am ambivalent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Rihanna has a cracking arse.
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:05, Reply)
It's not good enough to make up for that face.
Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:06, Reply)
she's a right smutty bitch innit dogg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)
I'll stick with being a Portman fanboy, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
She does nothing for me.
Pretty enough but just leaves me cold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
if you'd gone to her show, you could have seen her rimming one of her dancers
pathetic, there were kids in that audience.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I'd like to have it off with Rihanna

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
funny, when i was in barbados, i met her dad
and he said she couldn't stop talking about you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:55, Reply)
well, chicks do dig me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:57, Reply)
yeah
with a spade
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)
RACIST!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)
I think there would have been a bit more outcry if she'd rimmed one of them...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
she squatted over her face and gyrated
I am far from prudish, but that was just gratuitous and pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
dutty ho

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)
You do know I was referring to her rimming a child, Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:05, Reply)
No.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Nah that was Battleship, based on the popular board game

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
yer I know
I was being satirical.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
...
oh, lol
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Technically a 'pencil and paper' game

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:53, Reply)
you just sank my coracle :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:56, Reply)
My pedalo got blowed up!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:58, Reply)
you just sank my kayak with your longboat :(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)
I knew a man who had a 'sit on top kayak' in camouflage

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:01, Reply)
cool colour scheme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)
onnot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:03, Reply)
yer
I'm thinking of broadening my palette, I might add 'striated' to my favourite colours.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I like 'harlequin'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
interesting
Houdstooth is also alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I have a houndstooth jacket, I don't have a harlequin one
I think that tells you all you need to know
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)
If you're 15.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Or a hound.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Dogs wouldn't watch dogs fuck on that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)
You're the satirical Jesse James.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:53, Reply)
*waits for him to go down in flames*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
They haven't.
It's entertaining rubbish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:53, Reply)

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