Don't they do valentine's cards for raging quares?
I've seen wedding day cards for them, so I'd have thought there would be a market for valentine ones. Someone's missing a gap in the market there.

Alt: I'm getting a lot better since I've been married to an engineer. I'll have a go at most things, as long as I have clear instructions.

AltAlt: although we technically live on a flood plain, our part of Somerset is completely unaffected. Been a lot of high winds, though. I've lost three umbrellas in the last month.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Just picked it up in Sainsburys. It's more fun now I have made one a drag King.
altalt. people who use umbrellas in wind deserve their deaths.

The umbrellas, not the people.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I've just bought a Fulton.
I'm hoping it will survive the rest of the winter.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

My new one's a Fulton! OMG we're umbrella twins.
So far it handles gusty wind much better than my old one. Some pretty serious bracing in the parasol supports going on.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

They seem to be a lot better made than most.
I got a transparent one though, and the PVC smell takes me right back to 1970s toys and wendy houses.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I wasn't alive in the 1970s.
Soz.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)

That's a shame.
You missed the classic show, "Wait till your father gets home".

Which in your house, of course, he never did.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:23, Reply)

I dont see how a Japanese fold out bed settee is going to help

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)