You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

oh come on
first, blue cheese, red onion and fresh chilli are lovely together.

secondly, leeks are like the last resort of the vegetable world.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Chili and blue cheese tend not to work together.
On a completely unrelated note, do you ever rent out your family place in Cornwall?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)

au contraire, i think fresh chilli and blue cheese are AWESOME together
we do indeed, micro would absolutely LOVE it if you took her there - pool on the doorstep and gorgeous beaches less than 5 mins away. i'll email you a link, you can see what you think!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Yes, please do send me the link. Ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)

done!
my brother's kids love it, it's proper enid blyton ice creams and ginger beer holiday time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

send me one too.
Although I have already booked Easter. Send it anyway.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

it's fab if you've got kids
you might find it a bit quiet? or were you looking for quiet?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Quiet is good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)

i will text you a link
drinks soon too?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Yup.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

"do you ever rent out your family place in Cornwall?"
This is a bum sex metaphor isn't it?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)