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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What are you having for lunch?
Alt: What are your plans for this week?

AltAlt: Favourite Italian dish?

AltAltAlt: Homosexuality; nature or nuture?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:26, 211 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
3x Fajitas made out of leftover pulled pork I done at the weekend.
Lasagne probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Mini cheddars
alt: work, sleep, work, sleep, continue until friday
altalt: boring as it may sound, you can't beat a decent lasagne
altaltalt: nature innit
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)
A good lasagne can be great, however gnocchi with rabbit, wild mushroom risotto, stuffed courgette flowers all kick it's arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Yeah, but you can't get that in M&S

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:35, Reply)
WE'RE NOT ALL GOING OUT WITH A MILLIONAIRE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Sad times, I'm sorry I forget.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Not a fan of gnocchi
Odd texture. I keep meaning to try it again though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Baked in a cheese & leek sauce ftw.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
and by "cheese", you mean "blue cheese", and by "leek", you mean "red onion and a bit of fresh chilli", right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
oh come on
first, blue cheese, red onion and fresh chilli are lovely together.

secondly, leeks are like the last resort of the vegetable world.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Chili and blue cheese tend not to work together.
On a completely unrelated note, do you ever rent out your family place in Cornwall?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)
au contraire, i think fresh chilli and blue cheese are AWESOME together
we do indeed, micro would absolutely LOVE it if you took her there - pool on the doorstep and gorgeous beaches less than 5 mins away. i'll email you a link, you can see what you think!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Yes, please do send me the link. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)
done!
my brother's kids love it, it's proper enid blyton ice creams and ginger beer holiday time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)
send me one too.
Although I have already booked Easter. Send it anyway.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
it's fab if you've got kids
you might find it a bit quiet? or were you looking for quiet?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Quiet is good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)
i will text you a link
drinks soon too?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Yup.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
"do you ever rent out your family place in Cornwall?"
This is a bum sex metaphor isn't it?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
when done properly, it's lovely
I had herby gnocchi at the national portrait gallery restaurant recently, it was proper gert lush
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Carrot & corriander soup with a red chilli chopped into it
Alt:
Running, drinking

AltAlt:
King prawns with chilli and garlic

AltAltAlt:
Has to be nature innit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Noodles.
Alt: Work. Might have a pint with Boyce later. Rest of the week is dead. Pay day Friday.

Altalt: Pasta Salsiccia.

Altaltalt: Nature. Crazy benders.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Haven't had salsiccia for a long time. Yum yum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
^ fan of the ol Italian sausage eh eh eh^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
You know it. Sweetie. xx

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Bongles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
To be fair, most proper Italian food is top drawer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
They do the best veal dishes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)
cup of soup
spicy thai flavoured.

alt: comedy at soho theatre tonight, l'art du fromage tomorrow, lots of walking on wed and thu due to utterly over-entitled cunts who are lucky to be alive, never mind have jobs, and seeing some dude on fri.

altalt: arancini balls and pasta in pesto.

altaltalt: you were born that way, time to stop fighting it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
alt alt: Homepride cheesy pasta bake

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
leave the inside of your pants out of this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Yes!
with crushed up crisps and cheese on top!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
One of my cheap student meals
tuna pasta bake with crisps and cheese on top
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Coffee and cigerettes
Alt, Work
altalt, I do like a good Carbonara,
altaltalt: I am going with sexy for women.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
I had a sausage egg and bacon vienna roll this morning so just some blueberries
Alt. Not much on this week. Or the weekend for that matter

AltAlt. This is really boring and it's not traditional Italian but you can't go wrong with a bolognese.

altaltalt Nature, silly
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This means nothing to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Soup
Alt: Same old same old apart from having a new carpet put down on Thursday and a new sofa delivered on Friday. That I'm quite excited by these things makes me want to cry a bit.

Altalt: Lasagne made my me.

Altaltalt: Nature. Being raised by lesbians didn't turn me into one...
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)
altaltalt... this can be tested. If you like women then you are a lesbian.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Stupid lesbian mothers steering me away from teh cock!

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Monty, is that you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)
*checks for hoover snout*
Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)
What are the odds on two posters here having lesbimums and a ladydad?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)
If indeed that is Bill Clay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)
^ TCGI

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Altalt: Gina Lollobrigida or Sophia Loren

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Might go for a few job interviews, i've had some interesting offers over the last week, i'm totally hawt property.
Whats your views on Startups?

Altalt: I'm not sure, but I'm a big fan of when they add breadcrumbs to pasta.

AltAltAlt: The rules of nature as dicacted by a supernatural diety are of no consiquence to me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Beef mustard and cbeese sandwiches. Which are now gone :(
Not mad on Italian really. Although I do like making pizza with my daughter and letting her choose the toppings.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Oh man, I love cbeese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)
I like smoked cbeese in particular.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)
sboked

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
My mini cbeddars are cbeese flavoured

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)
officegrin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)
isnt it the kids bbc channel
that has a presenter with half an arm?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Stumpty titarm wank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
I have taught micro to call her stumpy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Excellent

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)
On the other hand....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)
l'art du fromage tomorrow
almost everything on the menu is made of cheese, you'd love it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
cbeese or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)
fbomage

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Paying hbomage to fbomage

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Shes invited us down for lunch mate!
Pull a si ckie time. Do you need a note?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Pbease

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I bike tbis

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)
AltAltAlt: I hadn't ruled out the possibility that my eldest might grow up into one of those gayers
But recently he has developed an interest in breasts, to rival my own.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)
tits FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
They're well good aren't they

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I like them, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
^ good man^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)
you have breasts?
it'll be all the oestrogen in that alternative food
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I'm not even sure I have pectoral muscles

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)
^ MOOBS ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Int homosexuality prolific through the animal kingdom (king DONG, right, readers?)?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Are we not better than animals?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)
We are better at dancing around in pants and sailor hats sparkled up to the max, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)
I know I am
No, wait....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Your dog probably is

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)
trufax

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I have NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I had a lasagne.
Alt: Got Friday off for an interview and to do something for the mrs.
Altalt: Monica Bellucci!
Altaltalt: Does anybody seriously think letting a kid play with gender "inappropriate" toys is going to turn it bent?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I love how some parents are happy for their child to see images of violence, swearing, smoking, drinking, tits and ass
but as soon as two men kiss... uproar.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
There are some priorities fucked up somewhere along the line, that's fo' damn sho'.
The message really ought to be "feel free to spunk in anybody's face as long as they say 'yes please*' first".

Broken Britain.

(*I'm given to understand that you're still allowed without the 'yes please' so long as you shout "surprise", first)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Help
My hair seems to be regressing,

It is now looking very much like late 80's raver "mushroom" curtains. What have I done to deserve this?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)
All my family are bald and yet my brother's an my hair endures.
I can only assume we're superheroes with the world's most vainest superpower.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)
as a nearly 40 yr old with a full head
I feel its my duty to have slightly longer hair that can be tidy for work.

But I currently look like a Helmet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)
fitting

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I'm not today. Haven't done for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a good thing, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Cool
New meds?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Nah. Better lifestyle - fatigue is one of the biggest triggers so been looking after myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I didn't know that
Mrs Cow is apparently anaemic so we are waiting on blood test results and hopefully iron tablets to sort that as she is knackered all the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I had that after an operation on my back. Iron pills give you BAD constipation. Better to eat iron-rich foods like spinach, beetroot & steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:14, Reply)
I will be using this as an excuse for MEAT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Get the doc to write a note saying that semen is full of iron
Bobs your uncle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)
*GOLD STAR AWARD*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Swallow it all dear its for your own good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Jesus what did your lifestyle used to be like?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:14, Reply)
It's better now I live on my own; I get more sleep & I eat well.
Plus, don't tell anyone, but I don't actually drink as much as people think I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)
My New Years resolution of only eating tasty food was the best one I've ever made
I've eaten better this year than ever
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)
hair by tupperware

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Also
This means that your mum fucked the milkman
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Male pattern's female side, innit.
All the men on her side are bald. That means she could have fucked teh entire Guildford Saints amateur football team and I'd still be a superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Since you went away I've been hanging around
I've been wondering why I'm feeling down
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)
It's because it has begun to recede.
Hth
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)
not even slightly
I am just starting to get some grey at the temples.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Oh well, then. Quit bitching.
Grey is better than slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)
I would recommend a grade 1 undercut to take some of the weight out of it, plus it looks well cool when you wear a bandana

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)
nobody has curtains since the 90's
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)
*looks in mirror*
*begs to differ*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)

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