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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh fanks mate, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
It appears that I may be going on a stag weekend in Newquay.
My question is this: is there anything at all I might find worthwhile there, or will it just be full of stag pricks and I'd be best off drinking heavily and complaining?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Newquay is nothing but Stag pricks. Its fucking shit
Though there are some really nice places nearby.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)
What!!?!?!?? Even 'Sailors' night club?!??!??!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Sailors is one of the worst places I have even been in my life including the toilet in the rural French camping site

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)
i went there once and shagged a bird in a tent after
true story
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)
NO U NEVA

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)
honest, and the LADZ in the tent next to us spent most of the night shouting about someone having 'got his balls out'
gud tymez
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
yeah right
like you've ever had sex
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
neither have you!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:34, Reply)
She's got a lot of miles on the clock.
Surprising really, given her ginger hair, multiple chins & ghastly voice.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)
im as surprised as you are

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)
....and when I pulled it out there was a bit of sweetcorn on the end! HAHAHAHAHA

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
i'm hot and you know it
you nasty mean bully
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)

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(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
its simple and effective
And I am disappointed that I missed it.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
mies?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Oh YOU !!!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
and i would walk 500 mies
and I would walk 500 more
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
I wish you would. In to the north sea.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
xxx

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
A rural French campsite?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)
You know the ones - the ones not in the middle of big fucking French towns.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
That's what I suspected.
Oh well, at least I can take some weed with me...
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)
You could always come my way, hike up Carn Brea with me and smoke out at the top of a huge granite rock and look at the pretty castle

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)
That sounds like a better plan

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
^Grooming^

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)
I'm too young to groom Tangles.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I know
he could at least pick the fleas from your back hair
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
newquay is a hole
but the bits around it are BEAUTIFUL. fuck them off and walk along the cliff top to Watergate bay.

halfway along, take a selfie of yourself falling off the clifftop and post it here before you hit the rocks, ta.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I just fucking said that!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I'm not sure I could manage to post it before I hit the bottom

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)
our cottage is not a million miles from there
I could come on the walk with you, and take the pic as you fell?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
You think of everything.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Jokes on her, her cottage washed away yesterday.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
no, it's high up
got a few things to go at first.

even the thames is looking a bit full. glad i'm on the second floor.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Alright 'Luka'

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)

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