Last lunch ever. In order:
Red pepper gazpacho with a watercress puree.
3 oysters with shallot vinegar.
French onion consomme.
Grilled sardines & panfried scallops with a gooseberry puree.
Rib of beef on the bone.
A selection of blue cheeses.
Port.
Coffee & petit fours.
Cigar.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

if i bought all that for you, and had famous redhead christina hendricks serve it to you naked
would you then kill yourself?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

you never do the things that i want :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

she's not a natural ginger though, so she's perfectly acceptable

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I had oysters on friday, i don't remember if they were nice

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Harrods champagne bar; oysters & champagne - snack of champions.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Oysters=sea snot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Wrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

i know about 5 people who've all caught norovirus from eating oysters this winter
those things feed on shit. they literally eat shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Aphrodisiac or not, there is nothing nice about them. taste nor texture

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:00, Reply)

They taste fantastic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)

My sister's in-laws were all wiped out over Christmas with an iffy batch of oysters.
They also kindly shared them round all their neighbours.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:00, Reply)