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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My new cable has arrived!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:33, 39 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Length?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:35, Reply)
9ft perfect length, works like a charm!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Congratulations on your recent bowel movement, champ!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Ta very much
Your mum was pleased an all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)
She's been in the ground for 23 years you fucking pervert!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
I installed a special "downwards" chimney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
I bet you did.
Fortunately it went straight through her, on account of her being nought more than a skeleton. Didn't even touch the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Plus wireless?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
It runs from my router to the telly box
Everyone here laughs at me as the last cable I bought was a tad too long
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Theyre not larfiing now? Ay.Ay?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
I've got an hour to talk as much shite in as I can.
*happy*
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Alright 'Katy Hopkins'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Google the witch.
The first link to come up is 'Katie Hopkins. Businessman'. I wasn't aware she had a penis.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
She comes across as more of a cunt, tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
I am now eating cheese & biscuits.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:46, Reply)
What cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Comte. Also some Danish Blue i bought before Christmas that could dance out of the fridge without help.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
You're eating Tom Conte's dick cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Tom Cumcheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Oh man, we have an excellent cheese shop 6 miles away from us.
I used to live above it; the flat honked for months before we discovered there was a hole in the floorboards.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Bloke I know has just moved in to a flat above a Chinese takeaway. Everything, including his clothes, will permanently stink.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
At the same point in time I lived a few doors away from an Indian restaurant.
Take That and Chris Tarrant have eaten there, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
The decent Chinese near me has reopened as a Tesco Metro :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
SADTIEMZ!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)
They can probably get him a discount at their family laundry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Howso?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Terrible stereotyping, Jeff.
Next thing you'll be saying that wimmin chink's fannies go sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Problem with Chinese women is they're like the food.
Half an hour later you want the same again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:59, Reply)
What about men chink's fannys?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Ask Gok Wan, he'd know.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Jammed full of grey cables.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
What colour is it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Grey
Like batterd's hair
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Grey cables are well slow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
It's a special cable.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Right.
White cables have the most fast electrons for downloading.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Innit GP.
Nakers has wasted his money AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Fuck off Al, no-one cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:44, Reply)

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