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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Oh man, we have an excellent cheese shop 6 miles away from us.
I used to live above it; the flat honked for months before we discovered there was a hole in the floorboards.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:49,
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11 years ago)
Bloke I know has just moved in to a flat above a Chinese takeaway. Everything, including his clothes, will permanently stink.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:51,
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At the same point in time I lived a few doors away from an Indian restaurant.
Take That and Chris Tarrant have eaten there, apparently.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:52,
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The decent Chinese near me has reopened as a Tesco Metro :(
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:53,
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SADTIEMZ!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:54,
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They can probably get him a discount at their family laundry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:52,
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Howso?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:56,
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Terrible stereotyping, Jeff.
Next thing you'll be saying that wimmin chink's fannies go sideways.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:57,
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Problem with Chinese women is they're like the food.
Half an hour later you want the same again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:59,
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What about men chink's fannys?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:59,
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Ask Gok Wan, he'd know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:00,
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Jammed full of grey cables.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:00,
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