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This is all nonsense, wind isn't red.
Alt: I dunno, is she past it at 70, or is she more intelligent and interesting to talk to?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:42,
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Alt: If birds get dirtier as they get older
by 70 she'd be dynamite in the sack.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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surely it should be men that are dynamite in the sack?
a stick that explodes with very little provocation and sometimes by mistake?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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She'd break you, fatty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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I bet she would, the dirty ald slag.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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you've seen his face
you wouldn't go near her flaps, knowing what had come out of them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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I fucking would.
I'd be like a Biafran on a Pastrami sandwich.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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she'd never resist such a smooth talker
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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My mum's 59.
You've got a well old mum. Sort it out. Prick.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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yeah well my mums dead beat that
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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I have. Mine's alive.
You're not very good at this game.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:47,
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Yeah but how well does yours
fertilise the trees, HA
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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She can nip out, take a dump at the base of a tree
and then run in and cook my supper.
Game, set, match.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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*shakes fist
Grrrr you and your logic
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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