I went on holiday in Scotland. I drove south all fucking day and got to the North.
It's not fucking natural. All day driving south and I got to Newcastle. I'm not having it. It's witchcraft. Burn them all.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The A1 north of Newcastle is a fucking joke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:59, Reply)

The A1 north of
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

liddlebiddafootball

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Simple and effective
8/10 would office smirk again
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Anyone who uses the A1 beyond Newcastle is a fuckwit.
Take the A697/A68. More direct, better road, fewer cameras/caravans.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)

You take the A1 and you're a fuckwit, or you take the 697/68?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Column A - Column B

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:08, Reply)

M74

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

There was a tailback from Fort William all the way down to Glasgow.
I didn't even wan tto go to Glasgow. I had to drive through Paisley. They should have independence just so that innocent Englishmen don't have to see Paisley. That place makes Coventry look like a Caribbean village.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I went to Govan hill in Glasgow a few months ago
*shivers*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:07, Reply)

That's where my paternal Grandfather was born and raised.
First opportunity he got, he ran off to the relative paradise of Woolwich. Sensible man.

I haven't been there. I wouldn't last five minutes, there.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:08, Reply)

It longs be be upgraded to "grim as fuck"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:09, Reply)

^coming from a scouser^

( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)

ey ey ey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah, mon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:08, Reply)

It is, without any doubt at all, the most miserable, benighted, woebegone place I have ever, ever been to.
And I've been in Wales on a wet Sunday.

The place would make a Dementor miserable.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Glasgow is a fucking shit-hole
The only place I've ever been invited "ootside" - and it wasn't to exchange underwear.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)