What is candy crush? Some strange homosexual practice?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I believe it is the practise
Of using a pestle and mortar to grind up some boiled sweets, These are then blown into your partners rectum to add sweetness to the felching
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

When will these deviants stop? Is nothing sacred to them?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

If my Russian friends are to be believed
All gaybos are also after children, it sickens me it really does
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Tell that to all the straight paedo's convicted in the media here on a seemingly weekly basis

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Do you wilfully ignore the news?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Mostly.
I have started to read The Independent. Then the same articles on The Daily Mail to see how they can be sensationalised.

It's all doom and gloom innit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

There was a big thing about anti gay laws in Russia
Saying that all gays are paedophiles.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Oh I seen that.
I wrote to number 10 after watching that documentary.
It's been passed to the relevant department for a reply (the bin)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Rhubarb and monkey custard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)

It's a stupid phone game that seems to go on forever where you swap candies :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:58, Reply)

That sounds an incredibly sad thing for an adult to spend time on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Couldn't give a fck M8

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Let it (Glas)gow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

There arent many motorway jokes in the world
and I am sorry but you have failed to add to them...



*I did like the Bicycles one though*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Middle aged women and kids play it HTH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

I am due menopause

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)