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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
prawns and oysters and other slimy sea things do indeed eat sewage
go googlefinger, go!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Anything in the sea will eat sewage
Do you eat carrots? They are grown in horseshit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:23,
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Some veg grown overseas is grown in human shit.
Some of that must end up being imported to the UK.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:25,
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but that is on the outside, and it washes off
eating and absorbing shit is.... SHIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26,
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How the fuck do you think carrots grow?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26,
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No no no you're wrong here Sporters. They don't actually absorb any of of the shit.
The carrots just grow in it for the hell of it.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:28,
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They are magically protected by Gaia
And use the power of fox tears to grow
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:29,
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lolz
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:35,
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They will extract the nutrients from whatever is in their surroundings, and expel the waste.
A bit like you do when you fart in your sleep.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:26,
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HA!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:27,
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