If you get neknominated and down a pint of spirits then you deserve everything you get.

( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What is this neknominated nonsense?
No, I can't be bothered to Google it, just fucking tell me, you six toed freak.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Its a new thing on social media where you dare friends to do outrageous things and then they have to neck a drink.
One woman rode a horse into tesco, which was lols.

Stupid mongs are downing bottles of vodka and pints of gin and then dying.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

I hate social media.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)

It never sits right if your default setting is antisocial

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)

I just end up wondering why the hell I bother talking to anybody.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)

You film yourself downing a pint, nominate someone to do the same and it goes on.
Wacky slags down a can of Stella in Asda dressed in Lingerie, normal people down a pint of beer in the pub and utter twats who deserve to die fill a pint glass with spirits, neck it and then jump in a fast flowing river.
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)

What do they gain out of it?
I assume the pay-off isn't simply looking like a cunt?
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

It really is... The dumb fucks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)

I'm having trouble understanding the draw, if I'm honest.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Well I got a hard on looking at the Asda bint. But I dunno what she gets out of it.

( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I did quite like the superman one though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)

yeah, but the taxpayer doesn't deserve the bill for your stupidity when you end up down a&e with amorous badger fingering your cavities

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Would you apply the same to people who injure themselves while skiing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)

they have insurance, the insurer pays the bill
if they do not, then yes. what kind of a nob goes skiing without insurance?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Er... there isn't a bill for NHS care yet, thanks Jeremy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)

if you have insurance and you end up waiting on/costing the NHS, you really haven't evolved
to say nothing of the fact that most people who go skiing in the context that most people would understand it, would not go in the UK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I don't think you understand how evolution works.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

i don't understand how with millions of sperm swimming around your mother's cavernous gash
you were the one who got through
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

for all the people that enjoy the many UK ski resorts eh mate?
if i need hospital treatment abroad i wait until i get home, saves on
travel insurance
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)

you want an EH1 card m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)

those hooray henry skiwankers deserve everything they get

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Or driving...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Nor does it deserve the bill for Battereds lung cancer, Stunned fucked liver or your eventual stomach stapling.

( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

or your stitches after your wife finally saws off your cock with a rusty kitchen knife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Just as a point of interest
Battered paid for his cancer treatment plus at least one other person's via the tax he paid on his fags.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)

So same will go for the tax paid on my booze when the liver gives in?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Dunno. Don't think so.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Yup and these alcoholics pay tax on the booze too
But does swipey pay tax on all the food she crams down her face. No because most food is Zero VAT Rated.
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)

you just be glad that i pay tax to fund schools for little cancer and anabolic steroids

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Or GJ's stomach pumping and sectioning after Rory bullies him over the edge.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)