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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's not a breakfast. At best it's half a breakfast. Realistically a third of a breakfast. You need two meets and a form of eggs as a base. Then a potato based product. A form of tomatoes and blood based pudding. There is then a minimum requirement for some fried fungus and you better not leave out a bread course or they'll be bloody murder.
In short, stupid question.
( , Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

your list is all wrong. throw it out and get me a glass of cranberry or smooth not from concentrate fresh orange. if it's after 11, maybe a pain au chocolat.
( , Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:00, Reply)

If I was to shout "WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST, BITCH!" And you turned up with all that shit I'd knock you out.
( , Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:04, Reply)

bit Pervy when it follows you into the toilet and watches though. I think you said that you kept a webcam on its collar
( , Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Best 8 items at least.
Yesterday was sausage, bacon, poached eggs, mushrooms, toast and tea. Even that required MOAR
( , Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I quite enjoy something simple like Bacon, Scrambled eggs and toast.
( , Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:14, Reply)
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