3 breakfast items.
That's not a breakfast. At best it's half a breakfast. Realistically a third of a breakfast. You need two meets and a form of eggs as a base. Then a potato based product. A form of tomatoes and blood based pudding. There is then a minimum requirement for some fried fungus and you better not leave out a bread course or they'll be bloody murder.

In short, stupid question.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I said the BEST three!
your list is all wrong. throw it out and get me a glass of cranberry or smooth not from concentrate fresh orange. if it's after 11, maybe a pain au chocolat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:00, Reply)

What? That sounds like a magazine article.
If I was to shout "WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST, BITCH!" And you turned up with all that shit I'd knock you out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:04, Reply)

yeah and then fuck my senseless corpse senseless with your cat.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)

In your breakfast dreams.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:07, Reply)

it is a spectacularly cute cat
bit Pervy when it follows you into the toilet and watches though. I think you said that you kept a webcam on its collar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:16, Reply)

and the footage on pissypussy.com

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:18, Reply)

man I bet that actually is a real website :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)

tggi^
Best 8 items at least.

Yesterday was sausage, bacon, poached eggs, mushrooms, toast and tea. Even that required MOAR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:00, Reply)

innit, bruv.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I dunno
I quite enjoy something simple like Bacon, Scrambled eggs and toast.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Me too
But that's not a proper full english is it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:15, Reply)

That wasnt the question though so nerrr

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:18, Reply)

^Jay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:15, Reply)

*bums*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:18, Reply)